Sunday, November 22, 2009

The 3 types of Twilight fans

Now before you start accusing me of calling all Twilight fans rabid beasts with no taste in good literature, let me make this clear "I'm only kinda insulting the ones who insult people for not liking the series, and actually make physical threats (and attacks) against people who have a different point of view than them. Below are what I believe are the three main types:
Twilight first timers: They like the series, but are not able to accept other people's point of view. They are not crazy like the Twitards, and they are more understanding of other people's views on Twilight. Oh, and they can accept that Twilight isn't the greatest book ever made
Twiharts: A little more crazy than the first timers, but not as crazy as the Twitards. They do believe that Twilight are the greatest books, and sometimes they try to back the book up by saying. "It's just a book, get over it". They hang posters in their room, and usually get over the Twilight series by age 15 or 16.
Twitards: The rabidest of the group. They'll hurt anybody who doesn't like Twilight (see post below), curse you out (with apparant bad english), and spend their time talking about how gorgeous Edward is and how all the people who don't like Twilight series should die or should have been a miscarriage. They might even chase Robert Pattinson into the street having him nearly killed by a taxi. Yeah, some Twitards actually chased Robert into the street where he was clipped by a taxi. It's ironic that the guy they love, was nearly killed by them. Crazy isn't it?

Most Twilight fans I hope are in the first timers or Twihards, but the most stereotypical image of Twilight fans are of the Twitards. My message to Twitards: You won't love Twilight forever, and when you look back and see the people you've hurt you'll be like "Oh my god, I was soo weird back then". Calm down and realize that we all can't adore Twilight and we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

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