Quotes done my style

You say "It's all fun and games till somebody gets hurt" I say, "It's all fun and games till I punch you in the face"
You say potatoe, I say patato, you say tomato, I say F#$* you for playing this tomatoe tomAtoe thing on me.
You say, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get", I say "Life is like a bag of bugs, once you open it when it all falls out and causes a huge mess"
You say, " I want to fly like an eagle" I say, "Eagles may soar, but rabbits don't get sucked into jet engines."
You say, "Join the army and meet interesting people", but Chuck Norris says, "Join the army, meet interesting people and then kill them"