A brief summary of my b-day party

Ok, so turns out my whole "WWIII" didn't really happen, and Nat and Emily got along very well. Before we left for the hotel, we spent it drawing over those cheap posters you find in J-14 magazine, and other crappy tween magazines, and both the Twilight book/ Twilight movie guide. Maybe I'll post some pictures from the defiled pictures on my blog.

Then, once we got to the hotel, we spent it both just talking and trying to avoid Sarah and her friend. We didn't like it how Sarah would barge into our room, flick us off, and then come into the room nude right in front of my friends (how come Sarah has shown all of my friends her naked body?). Luckily, we managed to lock the door, close the shades, and try to organize when we go to the pool and when we don't.
Ok then yadda yadda yadda going to nice restaurant yadda yadda yadda singing the "pants on the ground" song in public yadda yadda yadda making the phrase "Fiestas in me pantalones" and "El poLlo en my pantalones", a new inside joke yadda yadda yadda. Let's skip over to when we went to the pool. I finally got a reason to wear my cute black and white polka dress/bathing suit. The pool was heated, though the hot tub was oddly yellow colored (ewww). Right after I went underwater in the hot tub, I said, "People probably pee in this tub, let's get out". Nat cracked up, and we left. When we were in the pool, we had 'underwater fiestas' and did other fun games underwater. We even had aN underwater superhero fight (where I finally had a reason to pretend kick Nat and Emily). When Sarah and her friend came we were making fun of her and trying to stay away. It became really awkward when Sarah yelled out loud, "ANNE PULL YOUR SHIRT UP!". I know that she liked it and she wanted to embarrass me. *groans*
yadda yadda yadda Nat then dared me to go up to a couple ladies in the hot tub and say "LLAAAAaaadies". I did and boy was it akward.
yadda yadda yadda going back to the hotel room. We had already planned to watch Terminator Salvation just so we can watch Christian Bale die, but we then changed our mind and decided to watch Star Trek (2009) just so we can watch....CHRIS-PIIIINNNNE! OMG we (Nat and I) became obsessed with him. During the whole film, we would say stuff like, "Chris pine can make (insert action) seem hot/attractive/manly". Our favorite one was where Chris Pine and that asian guy (wasn't his last Ho or Cho) were free falling and holdin onto eachother, I was like, "Chris Pine can make bromance hugging seem manly". Oh and whenever that Spock guy was on screen we said "gay baby born" or "A new Std has been created", because we believed that whenever Spock was seeN that a gay baby was born or that a new STD had been created. Yah we weren't big fans of Spock because he isn't as attractive as CHRIS-PIIINNNE!(fangirl giggle). When we saw eldery Spock we said, "A gay homicide new-STD bearing child has just been born" and we kept yelling at the screen for Chris Pine to come back. Oh, and when Chris pine was on screen we wouls say, "A angel has been given it's wings, and a goddess has been born".
When the movie was over, we talked about how we would love to see Chris Pine fly through the window to our room riding Charlie the unicorn and take us both to a magical oasis (yeah, we were weird). Oh and the view from our hotel room was a bland parkinglot. Fantastic. That night we would talk about how hot Chris Pine was and how he got his ass kicked soo many times during that film.

The next day when we went back to my house, we morphed a picture of Leonardo Dicaprio (when he was young), CHRIS-PIIINE, and Chad Michael Murray and we created the most handsome creature on earth. Speaking of Leonardo Dicaprio, we watched Titanic before we went to the restaurant and every scene that Dicaprio was in we were sitting on the edges of our seat fawning over him. Whenever he wasn't on screen we were like,"WE DON'T CARE, SHOW US THE DICAPRIO!". Damn he was hot.

So yah the highlights were Nat, Emily's, and I fawning over Chris Pine and Leonardo Dicaprio, and then pranking Sarah by telling her that the phone number I gave her was of Emily's boyfriend and it actually wasn't. She kept calling this poor guy over and over again and then she accused HIM of stalking her. How does that work out? Course mom then accused US of being the mean ones despite the fact that Sarah and her friend kept barging into our room, being naked in front of us, looking through our phones, knocking-ditching us, and trying to be cool, We were called the mean ones. Parents are soo biased.