stuff that should be real but aren't

A very well-made fan poster, the only thing that is wrong with it is that gay-looking thing growing out of it's neck. Oh wait that's his face! Ryan you just dissed. Nah I'm just joking, Ryan Reynolds is pretty hot in a real.....unmanly way. :)

I would cry tears of joy if Catwoman would be in the next Batman movie. I am sick and tired of every villain in action movies being guys, it is time to actually have a female villain (well in Catwoman's case anti-hero). I mean there are soo many things you can do with Dc's favorite cat-burgler. You can have them one second being allies ( though flirtation with eachother is a must seeing that the whole batman/catwoman romance is very common in the comics and the movies) and the next second be kicking eachothers asses. Please just ignore Halle Berre's crappy performance and forget that god-damn Catwoman movie. Catwoman would be awesome in the next Batman movie. Skrew the Riddler, skrew recasting the joker (NEVER EVER even consider recasting the joker), and skrew the Penguin.




Boy do I wish this video was real and batman was really on Smallville. And I found a way how. Seeing that Smallville is about young superheroes, and since Bruce Wayne doesn't become batman until he's in his 20's or 30's, there is only one batman(yes there are numberous batmans) who became batman in his teenage years. Terry Mcginnis(I know Terry is a girls name, but don't blame me blame the writers of Warner Bros). His story takes place years after Bruce Wayne was forced to retire and Bruce trains 16-year old Terry to become the next Batman. A good thing about Terry Batman is that it has nothing to do with Bruce Wayne's batman and happens years after the Dark Knight. So Smallville writers won't have to worry about messing up with the Batman history. He's a simple way to have Batman on the show. The only way he could be featured on the show is if they do another one of their time-travel episodes. I swear if Batman (any of the batmans) were on Smallville, I wouldn't cry tears of joy, I would go soo crazy, and be soo overjoyed that I can't really describe it on my blog. It would be like a piece of heaven on earth.





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SMALLVILLE TALK!





As you can tell I'm still mad about the fact that Batman can't be on the show so I'm forced to recognize his substitutes who have been on the show:





1. Adam Knight: This character was widely speculated to be a young Bruce Wayne ( using one of his alias' of coure) because of the many similarities the two characters have. They are both orphans, have dark passes, has skills in martial arts and computer hacking. Plus the actor looks like somebody who would play a young Bruce Wayne:
WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH SMALLVILLE WRITERS WHEN THEY MADE THIS CHARACTER! I mean you dangle a Bruce-Wayne look a like in front of us making us salivate with the idea of Batman FINALLY being on the show and then you just kill him off. I seriously felt ripped-off. If you saw some of the few episodes he was in you can easily tell that he was originally written to be Batman and maybe they only casted that Ian (the actor who plays the Bruce-Wayne-look alike) because he looked like somebody who would be batman. Here is one reason why people thought this guy would turn out to be batman: his name. Think about it Adam is the same first name as the actor Adam West, who portrayed Batman in the 1960s television show, and his last name Knight is kinda like the word Dark KNIGHT. His name gave us more reason to believe this was indead young Bruce Wayne. It's as if Smallville tricked us in a way. Those.....(remembers that parents are censoring my blog).....sons of a .....beachball (hehe. see how retarded censorship is).

2. Green Arrow: Green arrow is the closest I'll ever get to a Batman like character (rather than the Bruce-Wayne like character of Adam Knight). He acts like Batman, says stuff like Batman, does stuff like Batman. In fact if you darken his hair, and get rid of the whole Green-arrow bit then he'll be soo much like Batman. The writers even killed off poor Ollie's parents (which does not happen in the comics) just so they can make him more like batman. Though the reason why his parents are dead possibly is that in the original version of the script (which included batman) there possibly a scene where Bruce was talking about his dead parents but when they couldn't get the rights to Batman the writers decided not to edit it out. The lazy bums. The only real difference between the two is that Batman is ALWAYs right, while Green arrow not soo much.