Monday, November 30, 2009
Jimmy Nerdtron goes too far
Ok so in Social studies class once again Jimmy Nerdtron was trying to sound smart and I guess his "smart" is going a little too far with his hate for the communists. He was all "We should bomb North Korea and get rid of Kim Jong Il"(that kinda sounded like something Bomb Lord would say), and then he said "we should kill the communists the same way they killed the jews." Suddenly everybody gasped and my mouth literally fell open. Did he literally bring up the holocaust? What the F is wrong with him?! It is soo not cool or smart to bring up the holocaust in a discussion about North Korea. Jimmy Nerdtron seriously gotta stop trying to be smart it is too annoying and stupid.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Alabama hates me
How come a lot of bad stuff happens to me in Alabama? Yesterday was yet another day of badness happening in Alabama. First, on Thanksgiving, I had a horrible cramp and was not hungry at all, and my parents were all "Stop looking miserable, your ruining it for everybody". They didn't know what I was going through. The dinner was ok even though I only had a small piece of turkey for Thanksgiving. Some Thanksgiving. OH and here are the things I am thankful for: my family, the internet, and the few followers I have on this blog. :)
That night wasn't soo much fun either because it was freezing and I kept hearing some loud thunks all night (like heavy furtiture was falling down). When I woke up on Friday, Mom wanted to go shopping early for Black Friday. We went to a smaller mall and I decided to ditch their boringness and head over to Express (which was like heaven on Earth for me). I saw this really cute pink shirt that was like major cute and it was on sale.
I also saw this cute dress and right when I was trying it on I noticed something. OMG I just had my first period. I was like "Oh I just had my period....OMG LOOK AT THAT CUTE SHIRT!". I have a pretty low attention span if you can't tell. I called my mom and I was like "Hey, I think I just had my period, but on the bright side I saw this really cute shirt and I like really want it". Mom thought that was hilarious because most girls spend their time balling their eyes out. Dramatic little spazes.
So Mom rushed over, and I personally was more interested in shopping than the whole "you got your first period thing". Then came the long talk of "If this happens then...". YAWN! The only two things that were important to me were: shop, and..yeah shop. I do not let my gross female thingies hold me back. A good thing is that whenever I'm mad, I can blame it on my period. OH the joys of being a woman now.
After shopping at the mall, I was 'held captive' at a Macy's store. No matter how much I wanted to leave, there was always something holding me back. Either we got lost, mom wanted to shop for dad's present, or our ride wasn't here. God was trying to keep me there. >:0. I now hate Macy's, and I hate spending hours in a chair just watching other people shop. Y-A-W-N.
Hours later, it was time to go to lunch and suprise another car nearly hit us. GOD! Is it me or is Alabama just trying to tell us to stay out! This is the second time. Though ironically it was on my 'unlucky day'. In my life, I go back and forth of lucky and unlucky days. Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday are my unlucky days and the other days are my lucky days. It might sound crazy but it actually works. I'm not crazy....:)
That night wasn't soo much fun either because it was freezing and I kept hearing some loud thunks all night (like heavy furtiture was falling down). When I woke up on Friday, Mom wanted to go shopping early for Black Friday. We went to a smaller mall and I decided to ditch their boringness and head over to Express (which was like heaven on Earth for me). I saw this really cute pink shirt that was like major cute and it was on sale.
I also saw this cute dress and right when I was trying it on I noticed something. OMG I just had my first period. I was like "Oh I just had my period....OMG LOOK AT THAT CUTE SHIRT!". I have a pretty low attention span if you can't tell. I called my mom and I was like "Hey, I think I just had my period, but on the bright side I saw this really cute shirt and I like really want it". Mom thought that was hilarious because most girls spend their time balling their eyes out. Dramatic little spazes.
So Mom rushed over, and I personally was more interested in shopping than the whole "you got your first period thing". Then came the long talk of "If this happens then...". YAWN! The only two things that were important to me were: shop, and..yeah shop. I do not let my gross female thingies hold me back. A good thing is that whenever I'm mad, I can blame it on my period. OH the joys of being a woman now.
After shopping at the mall, I was 'held captive' at a Macy's store. No matter how much I wanted to leave, there was always something holding me back. Either we got lost, mom wanted to shop for dad's present, or our ride wasn't here. God was trying to keep me there. >:0. I now hate Macy's, and I hate spending hours in a chair just watching other people shop. Y-A-W-N.
Hours later, it was time to go to lunch and suprise another car nearly hit us. GOD! Is it me or is Alabama just trying to tell us to stay out! This is the second time. Though ironically it was on my 'unlucky day'. In my life, I go back and forth of lucky and unlucky days. Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday are my unlucky days and the other days are my lucky days. It might sound crazy but it actually works. I'm not crazy....:)
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Jeju
You'd think that 5 hours at a spa would be like heaven, but not for me. Well, kinda, but the Spa I went to wasn't your usual spa. There was one area where you.....don't wear clothes. *Dun dun duuun*. I was soo not ready to be naked in front of ladies, I don't even know, even though Sarah was almost the first one to go streaking out. I'm kinda...dare I say, uncomfortable with my body. Believe me, if you see me, you would not think I was uncomfortable with my body. I'm thin (warning: Mary sue description ahead) and have tiny curves in the right places. Though Sarah is always saying that I don't have any boobs, but I think she's talking about herself. One thing Sarah has as her benefit is that she actually doesn't have boobs (well she considers her tiny excuse for them, boobs, but those don't count).
So after embarrassingly racing out to the showers, my mom started talking to this one lady (yes, she was topless) and I was left to try to figure out a really weird shower hose thingy. It was soo hard to handle, I mean I was constantly spraying other people and my mom (and her unnamed friend) were just laughing their heads off. Ha-ha. What was even more creepy was that I was basically butt-naked in front of a lot of other naked ladies. MEGA EWWW! I swear if I see another naked lady I'll hurl! I'm already grossed out by the loads of fat naked ladies, and the whole "other naked ladies have been in the same hot tub as you".
Then came the massage. Once again, it was barely clothed, and it was done by thankfully some Korean lady wearing a bra and panties. Thank you lord. Though all the rubbing, and other crap like that was soo creepy and having it done naked with no body part off limits, it was pretty weird. In fact, this is what I wanted to do the whole time:
So after embarrassingly racing out to the showers, my mom started talking to this one lady (yes, she was topless) and I was left to try to figure out a really weird shower hose thingy. It was soo hard to handle, I mean I was constantly spraying other people and my mom (and her unnamed friend) were just laughing their heads off. Ha-ha. What was even more creepy was that I was basically butt-naked in front of a lot of other naked ladies. MEGA EWWW! I swear if I see another naked lady I'll hurl! I'm already grossed out by the loads of fat naked ladies, and the whole "other naked ladies have been in the same hot tub as you".
Then came the massage. Once again, it was barely clothed, and it was done by thankfully some Korean lady wearing a bra and panties. Thank you lord. Though all the rubbing, and other crap like that was soo creepy and having it done naked with no body part off limits, it was pretty weird. In fact, this is what I wanted to do the whole time:
*note the exaggeration*
After....that, it was time to revisit the igloo-like meditation rooms, each with a purpose of cleansing something (if only they could cleanse Sarah's soul of the evil that's inside her. Sarah you just got pwned). Thank god we were supposed to wear cult-like pajamas... matching plain orange shirts and pants. Weird. Sarah seemed really hyped up to see the Clay room (which turned out to be a major disappointment. Though the funniest one was where we went to the Salt room and Sarah burned her foot on the hot tiles. Word of advice:when you enter a steam room with mats all around that are supposed to get you away from stepping on the hot tiles, don't step on the hot tiles either way. Sarah wasn't really hurt, but it sure did teach her something.
My favorite igloo was the Gem room. All the walls were covered in sparkling gems like amethysts (which covered the ceiling in a sun pattern), and aquamarine. It was beautiful and to see some images from the Gem room go to http://www.jejusauna.net/ click photo gallery and click on picture number 10. Unfortunately, you don't get to see the ceiling, but it is still pretty either way. My second favorite was the Jade room which wasn't too hot or too cold. It was a good place to relax and think of Smallville and Batman. I have the weirdest interests.
Overall, I'd rate this trip a NC (NC for not censored), and give it a grade of B- (cause just being naked and seeing naked ladies.) Thank god I didn't know anybody there.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Confessions of a ex-Twitard: Now I know how Stephanie Meyer really got the idea for Twilight
Two weeks of reading finally ended and I was sure that Twilight was the greatest thing to come on earth! It was my romance novel. Me and Edward, Edward and I. The book was addicting and right when I finished the book, I was ready to see what was going to happen to me…bella(oops). I was in homeroom when I started reading New Moon. Right when I read that Edward was leaving Bella, I felt like somebody was hurting me and that Edward was breaking up with me. I felt….sad. I felt like I was going to cry (which I did a little). I spun around to my friend Jordan (who is the biggest Twitard ever), I gasped, “Oh my god! Edward broke up with Bella! WHY?!”. Jordan (who claims to have read the books many times) just started talking about New Moon, and later we started gushing about how much we are looking forward to the Twilight movie and how we are soo going to see it together. Back on Edward leaving Bella: I reread that page over and over again and could not believe it. The rest of that day, I spent reading that book and sometimes getting bored of Bella moping around (which is what I would have done if my perfect sparkly boyfriend broke up with me). I was getting bored of me…I mean Bella. That night, I had what was probably the…greatest dream ever
I was in front of the Taj Mahal, and Edward was there. I could see the other Cullens walking away from the Taj in a rush and Edward and I walked behind a large wall with a bench behind it. Then…. A make-out session began. He kissed me fiercely on that bench and I felt…happy. We laid down and….I gotta stop there. Just to summarize the whole thing: yeah I had a X rated dream about Edward and I (just like Stephanie Meyer did). Wow it all makes sense now. I had a dream about Edward and I that is almost an exact match to the one Stephanie Meyer had(except at the Taj Mahal). I now know that Twilight was not a dream, it was a fantasy just like mine. It was like I had gone into Stephanie Meyer's head for a moment. Soo weird. *lets get back to my dream* Alice then ran up to me and told me to come on. Thanks Alice for ruining a good dream of mine. I woke up upset that my dream couldn't continue longer, and I tried to force myself to continue the dream but there was no luck.
So that morning I went onto my favorite Twilight fansite known as Bella and Edward.com. You know those fansites that make long articles all about stupid stuff like Robert and Kirsten were spotted outside a deli yesterday, or the director says that Twilight will appease the crowds. STOP THE PRESSES! At school, Jordan and I talked nonstop about Twilight and I planned to bring in a quiz to see how big of a Twitard she is. She actually refers to Twilight as the red and black bible. Weird. I mean Jordan was like the biggest fan ever! She was the type of Twitard that would start beating you with a brick if you aren’t obsessed with Twilight. We were like obsessed with Twilight.
As the Twilight movie premier came closer, I was constantly bugging my mom to take me to Hot Topic so I can get a Team Edward t-shirt. When we finally did, I was overjoyed with the racks of Twilight merchandise from Twilight shirts, posters, and those geeky buttons that say “Do I Dazzle you”(which I have), and “Team Edward”. I ended up getting a very stylish Edward t-shirt. I wore that t-shirt to school the next day under a jacket and Jordan thought it was the coolest shirt ever and kept having me show it to her. Oh and Hot Topic was a pretty creepy store. There was loud music, creepy shirts and posters of skulls and emo stuff, and the cashier looked Emo. I’m guessing that the Twilight merchandise is the only reason Hot Topic was (and is) getting business. If I had a store then I would sell Twilight merchandise like an Edward Cullen shower curtains because what’s more romantic than Edward Cullen watching you pee and take a shower.
That night, I wished once again that I could have another dream about Edward and I but I was not soo lucky. I just stayed up all night thinking about Twilight and Twilight only. Then I noticed something. My walls were so..bland. I needed to put my love of Twilight onto my wall. So a couple months later on Christmas, I got two new Twilight posters. Unfortunately, the Robert Pattinson one got “accidently” thrown out. How funny.
I was in front of the Taj Mahal, and Edward was there. I could see the other Cullens walking away from the Taj in a rush and Edward and I walked behind a large wall with a bench behind it. Then…. A make-out session began. He kissed me fiercely on that bench and I felt…happy. We laid down and….I gotta stop there. Just to summarize the whole thing: yeah I had a X rated dream about Edward and I (just like Stephanie Meyer did). Wow it all makes sense now. I had a dream about Edward and I that is almost an exact match to the one Stephanie Meyer had(except at the Taj Mahal). I now know that Twilight was not a dream, it was a fantasy just like mine. It was like I had gone into Stephanie Meyer's head for a moment. Soo weird. *lets get back to my dream* Alice then ran up to me and told me to come on. Thanks Alice for ruining a good dream of mine. I woke up upset that my dream couldn't continue longer, and I tried to force myself to continue the dream but there was no luck.
So that morning I went onto my favorite Twilight fansite known as Bella and Edward.com. You know those fansites that make long articles all about stupid stuff like Robert and Kirsten were spotted outside a deli yesterday, or the director says that Twilight will appease the crowds. STOP THE PRESSES! At school, Jordan and I talked nonstop about Twilight and I planned to bring in a quiz to see how big of a Twitard she is. She actually refers to Twilight as the red and black bible. Weird. I mean Jordan was like the biggest fan ever! She was the type of Twitard that would start beating you with a brick if you aren’t obsessed with Twilight. We were like obsessed with Twilight.
As the Twilight movie premier came closer, I was constantly bugging my mom to take me to Hot Topic so I can get a Team Edward t-shirt. When we finally did, I was overjoyed with the racks of Twilight merchandise from Twilight shirts, posters, and those geeky buttons that say “Do I Dazzle you”(which I have), and “Team Edward”. I ended up getting a very stylish Edward t-shirt. I wore that t-shirt to school the next day under a jacket and Jordan thought it was the coolest shirt ever and kept having me show it to her. Oh and Hot Topic was a pretty creepy store. There was loud music, creepy shirts and posters of skulls and emo stuff, and the cashier looked Emo. I’m guessing that the Twilight merchandise is the only reason Hot Topic was (and is) getting business. If I had a store then I would sell Twilight merchandise like an Edward Cullen shower curtains because what’s more romantic than Edward Cullen watching you pee and take a shower.
That night, I wished once again that I could have another dream about Edward and I but I was not soo lucky. I just stayed up all night thinking about Twilight and Twilight only. Then I noticed something. My walls were so..bland. I needed to put my love of Twilight onto my wall. So a couple months later on Christmas, I got two new Twilight posters. Unfortunately, the Robert Pattinson one got “accidently” thrown out. How funny.
This really weird thing I have
Ever hate it when a movie/Tv character you like gets into trouble? I do, but the weird thing is that I always get a sharp pain in my girly part whenever it does. It all started when I watched Justin Hartley in Smallville(who is like a major hunk!), and now every character I like my pains usually happen. Which is why when I watch Iron Man or Pirates of the Carrbean it's like hell for me. It's soo weird.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
More Chuck Norris jokes!
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.
We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.
Chuck Norris bites the hand that feeds him�and eats their entrails.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Chuck Norris a day kills.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
-Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.
We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.
Chuck Norris bites the hand that feeds him�and eats their entrails.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Chuck Norris a day kills.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
-Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
hahhaha epic win google
I decided to do a little test on google to see what the most common results were when I typed in the words:Twilight is. Here is a picture of the results:
Oh ha ha google. Either a lot of people hate Twilight or google is trying to send a message to the world. Oh and this is not fake. You can try it yourselfThe 3 types of Twilight fans
Now before you start accusing me of calling all Twilight fans rabid beasts with no taste in good literature, let me make this clear "I'm only kinda insulting the ones who insult people for not liking the series, and actually make physical threats (and attacks) against people who have a different point of view than them. Below are what I believe are the three main types:
Twilight first timers: They like the series, but are not able to accept other people's point of view. They are not crazy like the Twitards, and they are more understanding of other people's views on Twilight. Oh, and they can accept that Twilight isn't the greatest book ever made
Twiharts: A little more crazy than the first timers, but not as crazy as the Twitards. They do believe that Twilight are the greatest books, and sometimes they try to back the book up by saying. "It's just a book, get over it". They hang posters in their room, and usually get over the Twilight series by age 15 or 16.
Twitards: The rabidest of the group. They'll hurt anybody who doesn't like Twilight (see post below), curse you out (with apparant bad english), and spend their time talking about how gorgeous Edward is and how all the people who don't like Twilight series should die or should have been a miscarriage. They might even chase Robert Pattinson into the street having him nearly killed by a taxi. Yeah, some Twitards actually chased Robert into the street where he was clipped by a taxi. It's ironic that the guy they love, was nearly killed by them. Crazy isn't it?
Most Twilight fans I hope are in the first timers or Twihards, but the most stereotypical image of Twilight fans are of the Twitards. My message to Twitards: You won't love Twilight forever, and when you look back and see the people you've hurt you'll be like "Oh my god, I was soo weird back then". Calm down and realize that we all can't adore Twilight and we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH!
Twilight first timers: They like the series, but are not able to accept other people's point of view. They are not crazy like the Twitards, and they are more understanding of other people's views on Twilight. Oh, and they can accept that Twilight isn't the greatest book ever made
Twiharts: A little more crazy than the first timers, but not as crazy as the Twitards. They do believe that Twilight are the greatest books, and sometimes they try to back the book up by saying. "It's just a book, get over it". They hang posters in their room, and usually get over the Twilight series by age 15 or 16.
Twitards: The rabidest of the group. They'll hurt anybody who doesn't like Twilight (see post below), curse you out (with apparant bad english), and spend their time talking about how gorgeous Edward is and how all the people who don't like Twilight series should die or should have been a miscarriage. They might even chase Robert Pattinson into the street having him nearly killed by a taxi. Yeah, some Twitards actually chased Robert into the street where he was clipped by a taxi. It's ironic that the guy they love, was nearly killed by them. Crazy isn't it?
Most Twilight fans I hope are in the first timers or Twihards, but the most stereotypical image of Twilight fans are of the Twitards. My message to Twitards: You won't love Twilight forever, and when you look back and see the people you've hurt you'll be like "Oh my god, I was soo weird back then". Calm down and realize that we all can't adore Twilight and we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Confessions of an ex-twitard: First sight
Twitard, Twihart, Twilighter, whatever you call us. The term is always the same: a preteen girl who is obsessed with Twilight. They scream over the very sight of Robert Pattinson, and post angry comments on youtube videos that protest twilight. They say stuff like, “! TWILIGHT IS DA BEST BOK EVER! U R JUST JEALOUZ OF SMEYER BECUZ SHE CAN WRITE BETTER THEN U EVER CAN YOU JUST TO SUM AND STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE LOVELY TWILIGHT SMEYER IS A LOVELY GODDESS THAT TEACHES KIDS TO READ AND U WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY YOU MEANY POOPY HEADS SO JUST KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT OK OR WELL FIND YOU!!1!!!1!!!1!!1!!!!1!!!!1!!1!!!11!
Wow I just can’t believe I was once one of them. Weird world we live in. Even the most proper and well-spoken girls can be turned into one of Twilight’s zombies. Since this will be the first part in my series, let’s start right ahead with my first sight of this….thing.
My neighbor Lauren (who happened to be a big twilight fan at the time) kept recommending it to me and when she finally forced that book on me, I took a couple looks at it. I was not impressed and I sent in back. A year later was when I had my second encounter with that series. In my school it wasn’t hard to see at least 1 girl with her nose buried in one of the Twilight books. Giving in to peer pressure, I managed to bribe my mom into getting me the first of the Twilight series: Twilight. My excuse was “Lauren wanted me to read it and soo many girls are reading it!”. In the car rid,e I started to look through it. First thought: God Bella, you complain a lot. I actually skipped a couple pages in order to see Edward. Then that page came
where the beautiful Cullens came in. It was soo easy to fall in love with Edward, (well his looks). His stone-like, god-like, angelic, inhumanly good looks would give any twelve year old an orgasm(not saying if I did or not), but he was sooo gorgeous. His amber eyes, crooked smile, his sparkly skin, his gorgeous messy hair were just to die for! OMG he was soo hot! Wow, I sound just like Stephanie Meyer. You know, going into deep description of Edward’s appearance, and falling in love with him.
From that moment on I was hooked. I stayed up late reading that book, singing every word of the book into my head as if it was part of the most beautiful opera ever. I imagined myself as Bella (and it was fairly easy to), falling in love with a sexy, rich vampire who has been “alive” for over 107 years (which technically makes him a pedofile) and he loves me and only me. *swoons*. I started bringing the book to school and I swear whenever I put the book down my stomach would start to hurt and I had to read it. DAMN YOU STEPHANIE MEYER! Even my chorus teacher would tell me to put the book down, but whenever I did, I was soo tempted. “Oh what’s going to happen to me..I mean Bella? Will Bella end up with Edward or Jacob? Will Stephanie describe Edward’s eyes again?”. Those were some of the things that bugged me as I counted down the seconds till I had a chance to read the rest of the book.
The stomach pains were just the beginning of my obsession with Twilight.
Wow I just can’t believe I was once one of them. Weird world we live in. Even the most proper and well-spoken girls can be turned into one of Twilight’s zombies. Since this will be the first part in my series, let’s start right ahead with my first sight of this….thing.
My neighbor Lauren (who happened to be a big twilight fan at the time) kept recommending it to me and when she finally forced that book on me, I took a couple looks at it. I was not impressed and I sent in back. A year later was when I had my second encounter with that series. In my school it wasn’t hard to see at least 1 girl with her nose buried in one of the Twilight books. Giving in to peer pressure, I managed to bribe my mom into getting me the first of the Twilight series: Twilight. My excuse was “Lauren wanted me to read it and soo many girls are reading it!”. In the car rid,e I started to look through it. First thought: God Bella, you complain a lot. I actually skipped a couple pages in order to see Edward. Then that page came
where the beautiful Cullens came in. It was soo easy to fall in love with Edward, (well his looks). His stone-like, god-like, angelic, inhumanly good looks would give any twelve year old an orgasm(not saying if I did or not), but he was sooo gorgeous. His amber eyes, crooked smile, his sparkly skin, his gorgeous messy hair were just to die for! OMG he was soo hot! Wow, I sound just like Stephanie Meyer. You know, going into deep description of Edward’s appearance, and falling in love with him.
From that moment on I was hooked. I stayed up late reading that book, singing every word of the book into my head as if it was part of the most beautiful opera ever. I imagined myself as Bella (and it was fairly easy to), falling in love with a sexy, rich vampire who has been “alive” for over 107 years (which technically makes him a pedofile) and he loves me and only me. *swoons*. I started bringing the book to school and I swear whenever I put the book down my stomach would start to hurt and I had to read it. DAMN YOU STEPHANIE MEYER! Even my chorus teacher would tell me to put the book down, but whenever I did, I was soo tempted. “Oh what’s going to happen to me..I mean Bella? Will Bella end up with Edward or Jacob? Will Stephanie describe Edward’s eyes again?”. Those were some of the things that bugged me as I counted down the seconds till I had a chance to read the rest of the book.
The stomach pains were just the beginning of my obsession with Twilight.
My reaction to Smallville not being shown till January
being interpreted by Family guy
*a little dramatized*
Friday, November 20, 2009
OH I GOT TERRIBLE NEWS!
The next episode of Smallville won't be till January 22! OH MY GOD! THIS IS HORRIBLE! The whole entire world is going to implode inside it's self. The world will all be backwords and messed up! Fox news won't be biased towards republicans, Bush will know how to read, Twilight will actually be a good book, and Zach Efron will actually be straight! NOOO! WHY WORLD WHY! I MEAN WHY!? IS IT BECAUSE THAT FRICKEN SHOW VAMPIRE DIARIES HOGGED UP ALL THE SPACE!? I mean this is terrible. I waited soo long for every episode, and they make me wait two months. Well, might as well find a new show to watch on Fridays. What are there?
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Disney to make live-action Spiderman tv show! OMG!
During an interview with Disney Channel CEO, the CEO stated that plans for a live-action Spiderman tv show were is in developement. The Ceo stated,
"Spiderman is one of Marvel's greatest superheroes and Disney Channel would be a great home for him. We've already cast many actors. Our very own Zach Efron is to play Peter Parker, and we're really looking forward to the show". Disney Channel was later slammed for the proposed action sequences in the new show. Disney later decided to limit down the action sequences, and to have them be brief and non-graphic. Zach Efron also stated that the action sequences were cut due to parents complaining of exposing their children to voilence. He also stated that the show will be a comedy with few action sequences in order to keep the PG rating More controversy hit the to-be show when parents complained of spiders being too creepy after numberous kids(ages 10 and under) got scared of spiders. Disney calmly provided an alternative to the character. Below is a exclusive-never before seen concept art for the new Spiderman
A representative for Marvel comics said to the rabid fans "Don't worry, the show will stick to the comics. Disney knows what they are doing". The show is slated for August 3rd, 2010
My Ultra,weird geography class part two
You know the drill: Jimmy Nerdtron adds random comments in and asks once again "Did the samurai use guns". WHAT IS IT WITH MY CLASS AND WEAPONS? WE HAVE ONE GUY WHO CEASES TO RECOGNIZE THE FACT THAT GUNS ARE ACTUALLY A MORE RECENT INVENTION AND ANOTHER WHO IS OBSESSED WITH BOMBS! Geez la weeze! Ok, so in Geography Class, I was unfortunately burdoned with yet another project. This time it's about the Pirates of the Carribean 3 country: Singapore. Seriously. I wanted to do Japan, because actual interesting things happen there, but no. My partner wanted to god's isolated child known as Singapore. *growns with misery*. After going through the simple things of going over who would do what, I definitely realized that I would be the leader of my little duo. My partner (who I can't pronounce or spell her name) is a little on the quiet side and was kinda submissive. Weird usually, I'm the done whose the quiet and submissive one and allows the other people to do the work for me. I guess god has a way of raining on my normally non-work parade. Hmm.
Then came the rest of that stupid powerpoint on East Asia. I've noticed that we only watch powerpoints and take notes and then we take the quiz. Is my teacher not good at giving intellectual speeches, I guess not. He spends most of his time reading aloud the powerpoint and trying to be funny. Let's just say that if he was in a funny contest, he would get a participation award. Ok, maybe I was harsh but at least he tries and sometimes he is funny.
In the power point, when it told us about Mongolia it mentioned one of the most bad-ass conquerers of that time period: Genghis
Turns out he has conquered 1/4 of the Earth during the Mongol Empire time. Sweet. Though the Mongol Empire split up and soon was pushed back to modern day Mongolia. Ohh how unfortunate. KHAAAAN later died from his injuries after Tanguts.
Then came the rest of that stupid powerpoint on East Asia. I've noticed that we only watch powerpoints and take notes and then we take the quiz. Is my teacher not good at giving intellectual speeches, I guess not. He spends most of his time reading aloud the powerpoint and trying to be funny. Let's just say that if he was in a funny contest, he would get a participation award. Ok, maybe I was harsh but at least he tries and sometimes he is funny.
In the power point, when it told us about Mongolia it mentioned one of the most bad-ass conquerers of that time period: Genghis
Turns out he has conquered 1/4 of the Earth during the Mongol Empire time. Sweet. Though the Mongol Empire split up and soon was pushed back to modern day Mongolia. Ohh how unfortunate. KHAAAAN later died from his injuries after Tanguts.
*no this post was not made in order to pull that star trek joke*
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Turn to your left
Turn to your left and you'll see some lyrics that are soo me. Scroll down for more.
The Mega ultra bombalistic weird Geography class
How come everywhere I go there is a freak(s) in my class. In math class, science class, and expecially Geography class. Well there are mainly two freaks in my class: the kid who tries to sound smart, and the guy who believes that all the world's problems can be solved by bombs. Im not kidding. Let's begin with our Jimmy-Neutron-wannabe.
I don't think there is no real moment where Jimmy Neutron(as I'll call him now) doesn't make an unnecesary comment or questions the teacher. Does he really think he is smart? Trying to prove your smart just kinda shows that your dumb. He actually thought that the Terracotta Warriors would have Terracotta guns with them. Umm....guns were invented I'm guessing around 200 years ago. The Terracotta warriors were made around 210 BC. A couple thousand years off I see. Though despite his non-stop adding comments, he actually knew something the teacher didn't(once). I thought that the Terracotta warriors were made after BC(AD for you ungeniuses out there), but turns out it actually was in the BC times. Wow.
Then there's our American bomb-lord. Even my teacher knows that he's probably going to bring the end of the world, or bomb every country in the Middle east some day. Here are some of the things he's said in response to some Geography lessons:
Teacher: During the Olympics China bought soo much oil that prices skyrocketed in America
Bomb-Lord: Then why didn't we just bomb China!
My opinion: Dude we don't bomb Eastern Asia countries for oil, we only bomb the Middle East for oil. Yah I went there
Teacher: The terrorist group known as Al-Quada is said to be hiding in the mountains of Afghanistan
Bomb-Lord: Then why don't we just bomb Afghanistan
My opinion: Tried and failed...many times
Teacher: Texas has been rumored to want to succeed..
Bomb-Lord: Then why don't we bomb Texas
My opinion: We won't stand a chance against Texas, because they have the most dangerous weapon on earth there. Chuck Norris
Bomb-Lord is a very troubled kid.
GOSSIP ALERT: Some kid named Alex is rumored to be breaking his(or her) probation, and Billy once again is being a complete tool. Also Bee said herself that some guy slept over at her house(hmmm wonder what they did and why?) and she had to sneak him out of her house before her parents came home. Ohh she's such a tramp(I would use a stronger word but my mom has been censoring my blog. FREEDOM OF SPEECH!).
I don't think there is no real moment where Jimmy Neutron(as I'll call him now) doesn't make an unnecesary comment or questions the teacher. Does he really think he is smart? Trying to prove your smart just kinda shows that your dumb. He actually thought that the Terracotta Warriors would have Terracotta guns with them. Umm....guns were invented I'm guessing around 200 years ago. The Terracotta warriors were made around 210 BC. A couple thousand years off I see. Though despite his non-stop adding comments, he actually knew something the teacher didn't(once). I thought that the Terracotta warriors were made after BC(AD for you ungeniuses out there), but turns out it actually was in the BC times. Wow.
Then there's our American bomb-lord. Even my teacher knows that he's probably going to bring the end of the world, or bomb every country in the Middle east some day. Here are some of the things he's said in response to some Geography lessons:
Teacher: During the Olympics China bought soo much oil that prices skyrocketed in America
Bomb-Lord: Then why didn't we just bomb China!
My opinion: Dude we don't bomb Eastern Asia countries for oil, we only bomb the Middle East for oil. Yah I went there
Teacher: The terrorist group known as Al-Quada is said to be hiding in the mountains of Afghanistan
Bomb-Lord: Then why don't we just bomb Afghanistan
My opinion: Tried and failed...many times
Teacher: Texas has been rumored to want to succeed..
Bomb-Lord: Then why don't we bomb Texas
My opinion: We won't stand a chance against Texas, because they have the most dangerous weapon on earth there. Chuck Norris
Bomb-Lord is a very troubled kid.
GOSSIP ALERT: Some kid named Alex is rumored to be breaking his(or her) probation, and Billy once again is being a complete tool. Also Bee said herself that some guy slept over at her house(hmmm wonder what they did and why?) and she had to sneak him out of her house before her parents came home. Ohh she's such a tramp(I would use a stronger word but my mom has been censoring my blog. FREEDOM OF SPEECH!).
Saturday, November 14, 2009
A shirt that is soo me
Sorry about breaking the poll but I just gotta show you this shirt I want:
Be afraid, be very afraidFriday, November 13, 2009
Lets do a poll
Due to the fact that only one person has been putting comments onto my blog, I decided that maybe I'm not entertaining you guys as well. So below are three differents posts that I can put online, your job is to pick the one that sounds the most interesting. PLEASE PEOPLE POST A COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU LIKE THE MOST.
a. I can post a video I made from my camping trip called: Bunk Raiders. It has everything in it: comedy, bunk-raiding, and girl-on-girl fights(get your minds out of the gutter)
b. The 3 types of guys in High school
c. A bunch of funny pictures I find online
so comment away, and tell your friends and family about my blog. Now.....proof that Google secretly hates us:
Bravo Google...Bravo
a. I can post a video I made from my camping trip called: Bunk Raiders. It has everything in it: comedy, bunk-raiding, and girl-on-girl fights(get your minds out of the gutter)
b. The 3 types of guys in High school
c. A bunch of funny pictures I find online
so comment away, and tell your friends and family about my blog. Now.....proof that Google secretly hates us:
Bravo Google...Bravo
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Ideal Romance
Classes can get really boring (a lot) so what better way to entertain myself than imaging myself in romance novels. Below are some things I have thought about:Me in Twilight:
My name would be Bonnie Dove (you know, pretty dove cause I'm sooo pretty. Hehehe). I would move into Forks and everybody would love me and think I’m soo awesome! Even the most hottest guy in school would love me! My Eddie-Weddy! He is soo handsome with his sparkly, stone-like, cold skin. I’m gunna talk about his looks nonstop. It makes my girly parts tingle! Eddie and I spend hours just staring into each others beautiful eyes as Eddie-Weddy breaks my car down so I can’t see my friends. I don’t need friends and family, as long as I have my Eddie then I’m happy. What’s his personality? He’s controlling, but only because he loves me soo much!!!!!! I care about my daughter and what better way to treat her than to give her to my older friend. YEAH ME! Eddie comes to my rescue cause I can’t take care of myself and we all live happily ever after. OH WAIT, AND I BECOME A SEXY VAMPIRE AND BECOME EVEN SEXIER THAN I ALREADY AM! I’m perfect in every way…oops I mean I’m not perfect, I’m clumsy! Isn’t clumsy a personality flaw? Here is me and Eddie!
Me in a Harlequin novel:
My name would be Felicity Abigail Rosebud. I’m a virgin secretary who falls in love with a arrogant billionaire cause those are the only type of guys in Harlequin world! We fall in love and get married. The endHehehe I get soo bored sometimes
The short and sweet of it all
I'm actually looking forward to writing my next post called: An ideal romance, so I'm going to quickly cover my camping trip.
Day 1:
Ambria, Madeline, Nat and I took a long car ride (2 hours) to our camping site where we talked and imagined what Ambria's first day of driving would be like. We imagine it being like she's driving and she sees a squirrel and yells "SQUIRREL!", and swerves to the right and hits a tree. After that, she climbs up the tree and then gets bored and walks home. heheh. When we got to the camp site, it was around 6 o clock (though it looked like it was 12), and it kinda felt like I was in a horror movie. You know, it was a dark and windy night and I was with a bunch of girls age 14-18 (which is like the common age for horror films), all alone in the woods. I was just waiting for Jason to pop up and get us! After unpacking my bag and finding a little black critter in my bed (mega eww), it was time to just unwind and just relax. Dinner was sandwiches. I didn't get to bed until 10:30 because SOME PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FACT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE TIRED AT 9:00! They just kept talking and talking, and god I was tired.
Day 2:
Woke up at six because when I see lights outside, I instantly think that its late, so I just wasted 3 hours of my sleep awake. Sucks. Breakfeast was cinnamin rolls, eggs and bacon (we're the high-tech campers), and I saw 3 daddy-long-legs. EWW! I just hate spiders (sorry Spiderman). Then, it was off to do girl-scout stuff.....like cleaning horses. Ehhhhhhhh. Madeline and I brushed a horse down named Daisy, who is ironically like a character in a book I wrote. Both are white and have blonde hair, and both rebell. So after...that it was time to go back to the camp site for lunch. I think it was...wow I just forgot. Well it was good..I think. Then came the real action: the horse back riding lesson. Now, I already know how to ride a horse, so this will be no biggy. Unfortunately, I was originally planned to go on a horse trail, but they didn't have enough volunteers. Those bastards! My horse was Daisy and she kept rebeling by not doing what I said. Like she kept turning when I said not to.
The rest of the camp was bla bla bla bal bal bla bla.
Day 1:
Ambria, Madeline, Nat and I took a long car ride (2 hours) to our camping site where we talked and imagined what Ambria's first day of driving would be like. We imagine it being like she's driving and she sees a squirrel and yells "SQUIRREL!", and swerves to the right and hits a tree. After that, she climbs up the tree and then gets bored and walks home. heheh. When we got to the camp site, it was around 6 o clock (though it looked like it was 12), and it kinda felt like I was in a horror movie. You know, it was a dark and windy night and I was with a bunch of girls age 14-18 (which is like the common age for horror films), all alone in the woods. I was just waiting for Jason to pop up and get us! After unpacking my bag and finding a little black critter in my bed (mega eww), it was time to just unwind and just relax. Dinner was sandwiches. I didn't get to bed until 10:30 because SOME PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FACT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE TIRED AT 9:00! They just kept talking and talking, and god I was tired.
Day 2:
Woke up at six because when I see lights outside, I instantly think that its late, so I just wasted 3 hours of my sleep awake. Sucks. Breakfeast was cinnamin rolls, eggs and bacon (we're the high-tech campers), and I saw 3 daddy-long-legs. EWW! I just hate spiders (sorry Spiderman). Then, it was off to do girl-scout stuff.....like cleaning horses. Ehhhhhhhh. Madeline and I brushed a horse down named Daisy, who is ironically like a character in a book I wrote. Both are white and have blonde hair, and both rebell. So after...that it was time to go back to the camp site for lunch. I think it was...wow I just forgot. Well it was good..I think. Then came the real action: the horse back riding lesson. Now, I already know how to ride a horse, so this will be no biggy. Unfortunately, I was originally planned to go on a horse trail, but they didn't have enough volunteers. Those bastards! My horse was Daisy and she kept rebeling by not doing what I said. Like she kept turning when I said not to.
The rest of the camp was bla bla bla bal bal bla bla.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Halloween
It was a dark and stormy night, and the only sounds that could be heard was the ringing of a chain-saw and the screaming of children. My friend Emily and I had succesfully gotten out of the house after having my grandparents go through the whole "Wear a jacket and don't talk to stangers" thing that I always hear ths time of the year.
The house we wanted to go to first was none-other than the Smith house. Emily seemed very content on going to the Smith house seeing that I have told her soo much about them. Here's a quick summarization of what I say about them: You know how the grass is greener on the other side? Well their brown grass has been spray painted bright-everlasting green". For all you people out there who don't understand the meaning of that phrase it is: They seem to be absolutly perfect, but if you look and listen closely you can tell their anything but. So for the first time ever, the mom wasn't actually there. I personally could care less if the mom wasn't there, Emily wanted to meet the two little brat girls they have: Meredith, and Kylie. I always tell Emily that everybody in my neighborhood sees them as the perfect little girls, but I used to be 'friends' with them and they are anythoing but. Meredith is controlling and seems more interested in playing with toddlers than actually playing with people her own age(me) Kylie is Sarah's arch-enemy business wise. Sarah is constantly telling my mom to not invite her to my sister Emily's birthday party because she fears that Kylie wll try to steal Sarah's business(mainly because there are over ten babies coming and that must seem like heaven on earth for Kylie and Meredith). So yah Emily really wanted to meet them but unfortunatly she never did...yet.
The first couple houses we went to were unfortunate duds and we never really got any candy till later. There was one house which had a fog machine and the house went on the usual trend:Trick of treat, get candy, leave. We did not realize till later that that guy had some evil intentions. Right after we left we heard the sound of a chain-saw and some girls screaming. I turned around to see some kids running towards us and they told us to turn back and go back to the house with the fog machine. They told us that that same guy who was giving us candy was chasing kids with a real chain-saw. Irony.
Emily did not want to go back to that house because think she gets scared easily. So we continued on till we got to one house that was having a haunted house thingy-m0-bobber, and of coarse wanted to go n. Well I wanted to go in after I saw a couple kids running out screaming. Me and some guy dressed as a banana tried to convince Emily to go inside but we dramatically refused(she backed up making a beeping sound) and no matter how much I tred to convince her she didn't' go inside.
Inside the haunted house was a guy dressed as a killer bee behind a sheet that would scream. I punched the sheet, and boy was it funny. I walked through with my fingers in my ears because that's what happens when I get nervous), till I saw a large bowl of gummy candies. Some guy did jump out but it wasn't scary. So as a joke I decided to run out screaming just to freak Emily out. It did. The rest of the night Emily complainted about her moccosins being wet(she was being an indan), and even though I was wearing a catsuit that covered all my skin I was still cold. I mean it was raining, windy, and pretty dark. Overall it was a good Halloween and the surrounding were more like a horror move than a friendly suburban Halloween.
The house we wanted to go to first was none-other than the Smith house. Emily seemed very content on going to the Smith house seeing that I have told her soo much about them. Here's a quick summarization of what I say about them: You know how the grass is greener on the other side? Well their brown grass has been spray painted bright-everlasting green". For all you people out there who don't understand the meaning of that phrase it is: They seem to be absolutly perfect, but if you look and listen closely you can tell their anything but. So for the first time ever, the mom wasn't actually there. I personally could care less if the mom wasn't there, Emily wanted to meet the two little brat girls they have: Meredith, and Kylie. I always tell Emily that everybody in my neighborhood sees them as the perfect little girls, but I used to be 'friends' with them and they are anythoing but. Meredith is controlling and seems more interested in playing with toddlers than actually playing with people her own age(me) Kylie is Sarah's arch-enemy business wise. Sarah is constantly telling my mom to not invite her to my sister Emily's birthday party because she fears that Kylie wll try to steal Sarah's business(mainly because there are over ten babies coming and that must seem like heaven on earth for Kylie and Meredith). So yah Emily really wanted to meet them but unfortunatly she never did...yet.
The first couple houses we went to were unfortunate duds and we never really got any candy till later. There was one house which had a fog machine and the house went on the usual trend:Trick of treat, get candy, leave. We did not realize till later that that guy had some evil intentions. Right after we left we heard the sound of a chain-saw and some girls screaming. I turned around to see some kids running towards us and they told us to turn back and go back to the house with the fog machine. They told us that that same guy who was giving us candy was chasing kids with a real chain-saw. Irony.
Emily did not want to go back to that house because think she gets scared easily. So we continued on till we got to one house that was having a haunted house thingy-m0-bobber, and of coarse wanted to go n. Well I wanted to go in after I saw a couple kids running out screaming. Me and some guy dressed as a banana tried to convince Emily to go inside but we dramatically refused(she backed up making a beeping sound) and no matter how much I tred to convince her she didn't' go inside.
Inside the haunted house was a guy dressed as a killer bee behind a sheet that would scream. I punched the sheet, and boy was it funny. I walked through with my fingers in my ears because that's what happens when I get nervous), till I saw a large bowl of gummy candies. Some guy did jump out but it wasn't scary. So as a joke I decided to run out screaming just to freak Emily out. It did. The rest of the night Emily complainted about her moccosins being wet(she was being an indan), and even though I was wearing a catsuit that covered all my skin I was still cold. I mean it was raining, windy, and pretty dark. Overall it was a good Halloween and the surrounding were more like a horror move than a friendly suburban Halloween.
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