Irony

Ok so I managed to force myself out of the house and into the blinding sunlight in order to go to Party city to get stuff for my sister's over-the-top birthday party. The sun hurt my eyes so I spent most of the time closing my eyes. My mom had scheduled me an appointment at an eye doctor to see what the problem with my eyes were, and Sarah joked, "I'll laugh my head off if you have pink eye". I yelled,"What the hell is wrong with you!?". Coarse Sarah had no real explanation on that cruel phrase, but I just convinced myself it was probably me putting the contacts in wrong or I have dry eyes or something like that.
So two hours later, I was at the eye doctor and at first he thought it was just dry eyes. Thank you lord. But unfortunatly my luck failed when he took a look at my eyes with a bright light. He then said, "Yep it's pink eye". Wow my sister actually predicted what would happen. Irony. So no I don't get to wear my contacts on Halloween so I guess I'm being the nerdy catwoman.

AHHHHHH!

OMG I secretly watched the movie Paranormal Activities, and god it was soo scary! I ain't sleeping tonight....wow

This day keeps getting worse and worse!

First my eyes hurt like crazy and its hard to even look at the screen of ths computer without my eyes stinging, now the Halloween party has been cancelled! Only way ths can get worse is f Emily cancels, and if it pours non-stop tonight! AGGGGGGH!

Contacts hurt

I don't wear my contacts often but recently when I do they start to really irritate my eyes by turning them red and making me not wanna open my eyes. Bad thing is that yesterday I wore contacts and my eyes still hurt, and now I have to wear contacts with my costume tonight! I gotta find a way to stop my eyes from hurting

Why my blog isn't like other blogs

Most blogs written by teenagers usually have these things:emo poetry, and stuff that kinda doesn't have to do with my school. Their blogs are a little more informal, while I write more formally with actual paragraphs, and barely any moments where I go off track. Please tell your friends and family about my blog. oh and don't forget to comment!

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Since Halloween is almost a day away I might as well say something about the concept of "Sexy School girl". Most sexy school girl costumes usually include a short tartan skirt, and a skimpy shirt you tie into a bow with. Yes because all high school students wear lingerie to school. In fact here is what the sex business thinks us High school students wear:

Lets just say if all of us dressed like that it would be Teen-pregnancy mania! Oh and I found a picture of a certain celebrity who kinda looks like Emily:

now just imagine this girl with blonde hair, a more tight cheek bones, and a lot younger and BOOM you have Emily!

Here's a suprise

Suprise number 1: There is a chance of rain on halloween! Suprise number 2: Bee wore a kinda-not slutty costume! Suprise number 3: When your a teenager you don't want to be called adorable

Now I have never really had a Halloween trick-or-treating in the rain and I don't plan to. Bee wore a fairly appropriate costume: It was a bright pink strapless corset, black leggings, and a pink supergirl cape. Not much to say for Bee's friend who wore this, but without the leggings:

The teachers said you couldn't wear anything that was inappropriate and denied the dress code but she still got away with it. In fact I only saw one girl who had her costume taken away, and no it wasn't Bee or Slutty red riding da hood. People these days, though not all the costumes were bad. One kid dressed as a rubix cube, another as a banana and an ape. The ape actually started chasing the banana around the school. Major LOL

Third: Today my grandparents came over and they called my catwoman costume "adorable" and "cute". UGH! Im a teenager I want my costumes to be sexy, not adorable. I knew I should have bought this costume:

But no I just have to give into my mom, and Nat by buying my catwoman costume. I'de rather have guys whisteling at me then having adults saying "Aww you look adorable" anyday!

God I just hate him!

Unfortunatly my hopes of having Billy taken out of my class were once again shattered. Either Billy is very good at claiming his innocence(he is always trying to blame the teacher for his misbehavings), or our school officials really don't give a sh!t about the learning enviroment. This time(as usual) he was causing a riot by once again talking back, disobeying the teachers orders(the most famous order by my teacher is "SHUT UP!"), and basicly just talking nonstop! My teacher finally snapped and said that if he didn't stop talking she would give the whole class a hard quiz tommorow which will indead lower our grade. Guess what! Not only did he not stop talking, he even dared the teacher to give the quiz! Oh and might I add that Billy's catch phrase seems to be "I dare ya!", and that annoying hip-hop-like tapping he does his desk. So duh the teacher got soo mad that she said she would give us the quiz.
Then I swear we got the closest to ever seeing Billy's "What the F have I done!" face. In order to get people to not wanna beat his face up, he started saying stuff like "It'd gunna be soo damn easy". Bla bla bla. I'm guessing he thought that trying to say it will be easy will make us less angry, but his pity words didn't persuade me. I swear if I get a bad grade on this quiz I will personally bash Billy's head to a pulp!
Ps: Turns out Nat canceled last minute, so It will just be with Emily and I. :(. We'll miss you Nat

Random TIME!

He can stare into your soul!

The greatest thing ever

Turns out....

Turns out students actually do where their costumes to school on Friday, so so am I! Knowing my mom she will say, "Nobody else is going to be wearing costumes, and you'll look ridiculious! I bet you'll call home asking for a change of clothes". Though all I hear is, "Bla bla bla bla bla Im trying to ruin your fun bla bla bla bla bla". Yah

If Bee had a blog

As I said in earlier posts, Bee embodies everything that is wrong with American teens. She is a freshman who is sexually active, does drugs(heroine and Weed, and possibly more), and drinks Alcohol. I know she drinks alcohol because when your invited to soo many parties there is a high chance that she's had alcohol at least once. Plus Emily told me she had this conversation with another kid:

Unnamed boy: Hey there's alcohol at my party. You wanna come

Bee: Hell Yah!

Me: Wow Bee. Wow

Ok so I added the last part in, but she did say she was going to a party with alcohol. Might I remind you she's either 14 or 15! W-O-W. So...what would it be like if Bee had a blog? I predict it would be something like this:

Day 1:

OMG I like soo shanked with Tyler today. Opps I have another STD. Awesome the more the merrier. Im soo hot and cool

Day 2:

Stupd cops, they soo raided my party. Drinking age should be lowered

Day 3:
Isn't the capital of Jordan Cairo?

Day 4:

HANG OVERS SUX!

Day 5:

God Tyler is such a jerk. He broke up with me! Whatev, Ill just find somebody else. It's great being popular

Day 6:

Halloween is coming, so I better go onto Yandy.com for my costume

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Ok so I don't really know her personaly, but I've been in the same school, and classes with her since kindergarten. You start to learn things. In other news: Today I saw a kid walking on stilts.....in the halls of my school! During lunch a teacher tried to get him to take them off and some kids started chanting "LET HIM BE! LET HIM BE! LET HIM BE!", so of coarse they let him wear it. Turns out they have this thing in my school where each day is themed, or some crap like that. They even said you can wear your costumes to school on Friday. Here are my reasons why most people WONT:

1. What costume for teenage girls can you wear to school. Barely any

2. Most kids won't have the guts to

3. Did I mention most costumes for girls are inappropriate?

Yeah I don't plan to. Plus my costume kinda flaunts too much of my body:

Yah scream in horror now. Worse part is that it kinda is tight(which is hot as Paris Hilton says). I like it a lot, and this costume will be the closest I will ever get to a "Adult" costume. BUT WAIT! What if some girls from my school see me in this costume! Who cares they will probably be wearing slutty costumes to. What would be great if I got to see what Bee is wearing. Though I already have a couple ideas of what she will be doing this Halloween. Will she:

a. Wear a slutty costume. Start wandering the streets with guys drinking alcohol till they pass out

b. Wear a slutty costume. Go to some insane party, smoke some doobies, binge drink, and then do some terrible things that they won't remember in the morning till the cops come to her house and say some neighbors are pressing vandalism charges against her

c. be a good little girl and wear a appropriate costume and go trick-or-treating with friends. No harm done

If you said A or B, then your probably right. In other news: World War 3 is coming and it's in the form of Emily and Nat(a friend of mine). Let's just say that Emily is like this:

She's kiddish, fun-loving, and can laugh easily. Sometimes she can be immature, but hey what's bad about that. Plus she has a fear of "Demon Doll". While Nat is more like this:

Nat's cool, collected, and always has me guessing what she's thinking about. It takes a little more effort to make her laugh, and what she finds funny is constantly changing. But when we finally find something we both find is funny, then we have a good time. I remember one time we went to Claires, we went to this lady who worked there(and as a prank) we asked her if she liked eggs, and then rushed out. Wow we're weird, but then again everybody is weird in some way.

So we have Yin and Yang, Crazy and Cool, Batgirl and Princess Peach. But wait...they're both going to meet each other on Halloween night!

It's a Small Ville after all!

God I love Smallville, in fact it's one of the only shows I watch on tv recently. Since I got my new tv(46 inch flat screen, YEAH BABY!), Smallville seems to be the only show I watch, kinda because I still don't really understand how to use my new tv. Now there are four reasons I watch this awesome show:

1. Hot actors

2. It's about superheroes

3. There are some cool action sequences

4. The plots are interesting

You might have noticed that my number one reason I watch the show is because of the hot actors. With such actors as Justin Hartley(aka Mr.Sexy), I just cannot resist!

Mr.Sexy plays the superhero known as Green Arrow(aka Smallville's batman). Apparantly Smallville couldn't get the rights to use Batman so they got a superhero who is basicly the same thing as Batman. Here are some reasons:

1. Their parents both died

2. They both own succesful businesses

3. They both don't have superpowers and use technology and fighting skills

4. Green Arrow's trick arrows kinda are like Batman's gadgets

5. They both have the alternate identity as a rich playboy

6. Their back stories are kinda alike(hero gets trained by master in certain art)

7. Are both have dark sides

8. There is even a scene where they imitate a well-known picture of batman:

9. Green Arrow was actually supposed to be Batman in Smallville script, but it was changed last minute.

10. Green Arrow's sidekick Mia something kinda is like Batman's sidekick robin but the Stephanie Brown version.

11. Green Arrow was not a founding member of the Justice league

Sometimes I even forget im watching Green arrow, and just see the character as Batman. They are that much alike. The only real differences are the blonde hair, the green costume, and the whole arrow thingy. Ok so off Mr.Sexy, I love it how they are including more superheroes into the series, but I have a feeling they will only be in one episode. I've also noticed that they defnitly do change the stories of almost every character:

1. Jimmy olson does not die!

2. Lex Luther "dies" before Clark even gets his red and blue tights

3. Green Arrow was never the founder of the Justice League

4. Green Arrow's first sidekick was Roy Harper not Mia Dearden

5. Only 2 of the 5 Smallville Justice league members are actual founding members. Green Arrow wasn't introduced till later, and Cyborg is in the Teen Titans. The only official members are Superman and Impulse(aka Flash cause apparantly Smallville couldn't get the rights to the Flash). To me that's weak

6. Chloe Sulivan doesn't exist in the comics. She was probably added in so the Justice League would have a female member because Black Canary is barely in any episodes

7. Doomsday came before Superman got his red and blue tights

The plot lines are pretty cool. Though most of the episodes include Lois Lane getting into trouble. I also like the superhero cameos like the Wonder twins(Im serious), Black Canary, and Supergirl. Overall It's a really good show and I recomend it to comic book fans and people everywhere

Sexy costumes are just lingerie

OK below is a picture of an actual halloween costume, and all you guys have to do is just guess what it is. This should prove the point that sexy costumes are just lingerie.

If you instantly think this is just a piece of lingerie then your wrong. It really is a Halloween costume, and I don't know why somebody would wear this on Halloween but yep it is. Still havn't guessed yet. It's a rabbit costume. I had no idea

The Evolution of Halloween costumes

Below is a powerpoint which shoes how Halloween costumes are losing their innocence, and ANYTHING can be made into a sexy costume. Even I can be made into a sexy costume(hint hint sexy High school student), and even teachers aren't safe. They even raped my childhood by ruining my favorite Princess of all time.



God, how....sickening. Even costumes for children are getting sexy:

(this costume comes with fake razor blades for cutting yourself),
, and plenty more

A funny video I found online!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSSR-sK4FH4

The Costume War

Two Sisters, two costumes, 1 baby. This is the chronicles of the Costume war. A battle for which costume my sister Emily* should wear. Sarah wants Emily to wear this really ugly, and boring bumblebee costume. I mean it isn't even the cute bumblebee with the cute little tutu, sparkles, or anything shiny. It's a large costume with black and yellow stripes(which looks very cheap) and basicly is pajamas that have been painted yellow and black. Yet Emily seems to "love" it, though we all know that she can be easily influenced by Sarah, and other family members. I personally want Emily to wear this adorable purple, sparkly dress with these adorable purple wings. *hopefully ill post pictures of the costumes later*. Well I really want to win, and I mean REALLY. My friend Natalie always says "It's not a big deal, she won't even remember it". True, but I just want Emily to look cute. Plus last year she was a chicken(seriously), and I don't want her to be an animal again. Plus if you turn her around(while in the bee costume) you can't tell if she's a boy or a girl.

New Moon:The deadly virus

I thought swore of Twilight for good. I started to think of Twilight as an bad novel which is full of Mary Sues, abusive relationships, and a very boring main character, but no. The New Moon movie, which I had sworn I would not watch, has dragged me in. MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON.MUST NOT SEE NEW MOON. MUST SEE NEW MOON! DAMN IT! Thank you Stephanie Meyer(aka Bella Swan) for once again dragging me into the world of Twilight. Yes I probably will see New Moon, even though I'll probably be joking about how boring Kirsten Stewart is, and how cheap the special effects are for Edward.

Oh my gods!

I love Greek Mythology. I love everything about it. The tales of powerful gods, heroic warriors, and the fact that you can marry your cousin or brother and that would be perfectly fine. So why are the great myths of Greek times being turned into Teenybopper crap? One Reason: Money, and what is the best example of Greek crap? The book:Oh.My.Gods. So what better way to review this literary poop than making a whole blog post basically trashing the novel.

Ok so the first thing everybody sees when they pick a book is the cover. I have to admit the cover is kinda creative.
Though I don't give it much creativity points, but she does get credit for the clever cover. Oh wait not the author, the cover designer. Sorry Tera, you don't get the point. Back on topic: Most book usually have a summary either inside or outside of the book which tells us what the book is about. This book did but it didn't really tell us anything. It introduced our bratty main character Phoebe, the greek gods, and her new secret school for greek gods. Gee a secret school for people who abilities, now where have I heard that?

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You wanna know one big difference between these books/m0vies and Oh.My.Gods? All the movies/books are better than OH. MY.GODs. Other than the whole "overused concept thingy", the synopsis never actually tells us what the plot is other than: Girl goes to school with descendents of Greek Gods. So I had no idea what the real conflict was. When I found out I was surely amazed(sorry but ill tell you all later).

In the first page we meet our Heroine Phoebe, who I swear would be perfect if she didn't complain soo much. I mean she whines about everything. School, moving to Greece to live on a private island(which isn't technically a bad thing), not having powers, and not being the fastest person on her new godily sports team, and basicly every page is her whining about something. You could actualy replace all her lines with this:

She even compares her life to Animal Farm. Hate to break it to you Phoebe, but just because you see your privilaged life as bad doesn't mean you can compare it to Animal Farm. You have your own private island, attend a super-exclusive high school, and can basicly get anything you want doesn't make you equal to the poor animals who worked nonstop, had no rights, were executed if they didn't support Napoleon, and had little food. You selfish, self-pitying freak! Oh and I hate it how almost everybody(except the villains) absolutly adores her(which just sickens me how much of a Mary sue she is). For all you people out there who don't know what Mary Sues are, Mary Sue is a literary term for a character which is perfect. Everybody loves her, she's beautiful, and everything works out well for her. Phoebe is a strong case of Mary Sue.


After reading endless chapters of basicly Phoebe complaining about everything(which makes me
actually find her more annoying than the villain, who is supposed to be anoying, but really isn't), we finally get to that one page where we finally learn what the conflict is going to be. Rather than having the conflict being something about the gods fighting another, or something that is ACTUALLY ABOUT GREEK MYTHOLOGY, instead the soul conflict is just Phoebe wanting to win a track meet with the other gods. Are you freaking kidding me. I wasted my time reading a stupid book only to learn that the soul conflict is something soo uninteresting as a stupid track meet! I can already think of a way better conflict than that:
A group of rebel gods find a form of power that is greater than Zeus' and steals all the gods powers. Phoebe is instantly accused of causing the mayhem, and she must prove her innocence and find out who the rebel gods are before it is too late.
See that is a way more interesting plot than a mortal wants to win a race against the descendants of gods(who happen to be mortal too, so that just takes away the soul purpose of gods VS humans). Seriously Tera, out of all the possibilities that Greek Mythology offers, you pick the most boring one out of the batch.


Well the book ends the way everybody expects it. Phoebe finds out *surprise* she actually does have powers, she wins the hot guy(who happens to be one of the dozen guys who adore her), and no surprise she wins the race. Oh and turns out she is in some form of prophecy, which is no surprise.
Overall I hated the book because there was no character development, the heroine came off more as a selfish brat, the story was predictable, and the authors idea of comedy is just adding Greek-themed puns into the book every time it got boring(so there were tons them)

Wintergirls

Ever read a book that is soo depressing that it actually makes you nearly wanna throw-up because it makes you feel soo bad inside? I have, and the book is called: Wintergirls. It's about an anorexic girl who also cuts herself. I swear every sentance was written as if an emo wrote it...oh wait it is. I mean the book has some great phrases like: There was a long river of blood that flowed down my body. Wow I gotta stop talking about this or I'll get messed up just like this author is

Wow it's a miracle!

Some say that The Resurrection was a miracle, but i say that Billy actually be quite for half the class falls into the same category of miracles as a child getting cured of cancer(ok bad joke i admit it). Technically he wasn't quite for long because he was "sleeping" and he "accidentally" kicked me while we was putting his feet on another desk. He even took his shoes off but put them back on after the person behind me said "put them on or she'll bitch about it". Did me mean me(who is constantly getting aggravated by Billy's shenanigans), or the teacher. Whoever it was, she ruined the last minutes of quietness I would get. Now for some reason Billy just can't go through a day without getting into a fight with the assistant teacher. This time it was because he wanted to go to the bathroom, but we all knows he only says he is going but always spends his time roaming the halls talking to friends. He even admitted to the teacher that he lid last time about going to the B-room. So what did he do. After getting into a minor argument, Billy just left the classroom without a pass.

Now DUH he is supposed to get an ISS, but he never seems to get it. I mean there isn't a day where Billy doesn't get written up, but there is no days when he actually has to serve and ISS or an OSS(which would be heaven on earth if that happened).

When he came back it became the usual. Billy would protest his innocence, and say the common thing, "I ain't done nothing wrong. You just started yelling at me!". He even called the teacher annoying. Im guessing he has never heard himself talk. Coarse he got ISS(but i doubt he will get it in the end). Well here is a funny story about our favorite idiot:

Apparently Billy is like an inside out Oreo, and he likes to show that a lot. Two days ago he wore really baggy, and low pants that showed almost all his underwear(which was a sight i had hoped i would never see). The teachers made a fuss and I swear Billy said probably his stupidest line ever,"Yah i could get any job wearing this". Yes because any sophisticated person would love to hire a person who talks back to everybody, makes smart-ass comments, acts cool, and wears baggy pants that show your underwear. So a couple minutes after that phrase was said, he said that he is getting his Drivers license this February. This is how i always imagined his first day of driving being like:

Wow

Ok off the Billy topic, Halloween is almost here and unfortunately I can't go through Operation Joker, so sorry. My friend Robin revealed to me what Emily is being for Halloween(note: She refused to tell me till a Halloween party that we were both invited to). *dramatic drum roll* Robin hood! Cool so we're both being thieves. Im being catwoman. It's the closest I'll ever get to a sexy costume. Someday....someday.

6th grade chronicle

*note this post is pg-13, so if you like this blog for it's g-rated humor, then sorry but might I remind you that im a teenager not a 5-year old*

6th grade surely was a really weird year. I hadn't matured yet so I was still playing barbies with Elle(my old best friend, and now mortal enemy), and I actually tried to invite my locker buddy(who was cool i guess) to the premier of a Barbie movie! Yah I was weird. Yet I wasn't the only weird kid in my school, there was a group of about six kids(including me) that were the odds/aka Speds. I admit it I was in Small group classes, though that happens to be the good way to way it. The real word is Special education class, and the people in that class are called "Speds". In my class there were mainly four real "odds". Here, for the first time, is the list of the weird kids in my old class:

1. Zachary(aka Mr. Snorts-a-lot): I mean his snorts aren't like tiny ones, they are like a pig snorting into a microphone at full-blast. It is soo annoying, plus he was major anger issues and actually yells, kicks, and throws stuff at teachers.

2. Brittany Spring: now I know for a fact she was a lesbian, and..*dramatic drum roll* I think she might have liked ME! I mean she actually held my hand on numberous times, and was very nice to me. I know she was a lesbo because one:she looked like a lesbo, acted like one, and I can just tell. I was friends with her(i guess), but I never had any real feelings for her. Soo...you can stop throwing holy water at the screen of your computer. She was constantly getting into fights with Taylor(who I will talk more about later). I lost contact with her after 6th grade when she was either expelled or moved. I don't really know which
3. Hayley(aka Misses Hair dye): Almost every month she dyed her hair a new color, so I don't really know what her real hair color is. Now when your somebody like me you instantly think that somebody being the "sarcastic funny" means they are bullying you, so i kinda got her in trouble. And I swear we had the most akward phone call ever when she had to "apologize".
4. Taylor: Brittany and Taylor were kinda like Spy and Spy from Mad magazine. They were constantly getting into fights with eachother, and sometimes they ended physically. OUCH!
5. Nick: Now this guy had some issues. He just kinda talked to himself, and not the Billy way*when your on purposly doing it with intentions of being funny*, he just talked to himself and made a lot of weird
6. Kenny: Aww the one guy who everybody was convinced I made a good couple with. Well Sarah did. I think Kenny liked me, but im not sure. I havn't seen Kenny in over two years, and the last time I saw him it was at my Drama camp.

This year(the big 2009!) has it's share of weirdos. With the main one being that idiot Billy. Wait idiot isn't the right word. This is the right word*take small children out of the room now before it is too late*:

God i just hate him. Everyday he says something annoying or what he thinks is cool, and I just can't take it! Well Billy I hope your reading this. Cause nobody finds you funny, and i just can't wait to see you get OSS and then finally realize that being a douch doesn't make you funny, it just makes you... a douch! BUT NO! Your as smart as a mosquito on drugs. You just need to talk back to the teacher, make some smart-ass remark, or just be a douch overall, because you just can't stand not being annoying. Yes being a jerk just makes you soo much cooler. Well i dare..no i triple dog dare you IDIOT to once again show off how much of a jerk you are. But you'll never learn, and knowing you you'll probably drop out of school to be a fast-food worker because no college will want to accept you because of your bad behavior. SO HAHA!

A real confession of a Freshmen

We all do a prank once in a while, and it could be as innocent as putting a person's hand in warm water as they sleep, to the more deadly ones like bringing a fake bomb to school (which technically doesn't count as a prank). I did a prank (well not really) on a really annoying kid in my math class. Ok, here is how the prank went:
There is this kid in my class named Billy*, and he is like soo annoying. He is constantly talking back to the teachers in an attempt to be funny. We (my class) all find him annoying, but I guess he still thinks he's funny. He and this other guy named Steven (who is actually supposed to be a Sophmore but got held back, wonder why) are like the two most annoying, yet distracting kids in my whole class. It always is the same thing: Billy does something annoying (like butt into the teacher's conversation, move from his seat, leave the class or do really anything to disturb the class), and then Steven usually has to move his desk to the front or Billy or Steven have to move their desk to the hallway and do work outside.
Now Billy always wears some hat to school (even though we aren't allowed to), so during our WEB (which is where you have the choice to stay after school for tutoring, clubs, or other crap like that) Emily, two other girls and I decided to throw his hat across the room. It landed two chairs away from his seat. Rather than throwing it harder, or staying to see his reaction, Emily and I left. I don't really remember the other two "witnesses", but I just knew that Billy would find the hat and that would be the end of it. Nope. On Monday, I heard him complain nonstop about somebody stealing his hat. He was all "I remember putting it under my desk". Wow, I put the hat two chairs away and he still couldn't find it. That's weak, man. I knew that possibly one of his friends stole it, but I was still worried about being blamed. One girl even suggested that he check the security camera to find out who stole it. That would have really sucked. DUH, he didn't go through with it because the teachers really don't give a damn about his stupid hat. Of course, he found his hat later on, but could you imagine if I actually did steal that hat? It would be the perfect crime, because I am the least likely person ever to be caught. Well, nobody except my viewers know anything about my little prank. I hope that Billy doesn't read my blog. Hehehe.