HHHHEEEELLOOO out there

Is anybody here, reading this post. It makes me sad that nobody comments any more, and it makes me feel like nobody is reading my blog. :`(
Oh well. Below is my top 4 favorite movies so far:

1. Lord of the rings (all 3). WHY? The action was great, the special effects are great, I have the hots for Viggo Mortinson as Aragorn ( Legolas is hot, but he's too boyish looking for me). The story was very interesting, and basicly a perfect film in my eyes
2. The Dark Knight. WHY? Because it's the fricken Dark Knight, that's why! (fine I'll explain). The action was great, the special effects were great, Heath Ledger was absolutely positively amazing as the Joker (hurts doesn't it Jack Nickelson. Knowing that somebody did your character a billion times better than you. Ha-ha), Christian Bale is a good actor (plus totally hot). The plot was great, the direction was great (good job Chris), and I can gush on and on about how I love the way Aaron Eckhart portrayed Two Face (we can finally forget that horribly cheesy Tommy Lee Jones performance). Five stars for the Dark Knight.
3. Star trek. WHY? Chris Pine is totally boyishly hot ( there are three types of hot: boyish, in the middle, and manly hot. Christian Bale and Sam Worthington are manly hot, while Chris Pine is the definition of boyish hot. The special effects were good, I absolutely love the casting, and the plot was very interesting. Even though Chris Pine (as Kirk) got beat up too many times. 13...I counted. Ehh but he still looks hot while having it happen. Still looking hot while being beat up shows good acting skills.
4. I can't believe I'm saying this...but Twilight. Sure the acting was horrible, the characters were one dimensional, the special effects are horrible, the directing is horrible, and basically as a film it sucked, but for some reason I still like it. Possibly because Twilight was one of my favorite books at the time, and I spent the whole time watching the movie imagining myself in Bella's shoes and watching a film version of Edward and I's little 'romance'.

The true face of Renesmee

I conbined a photo of Stephanie Meyer and Robert Pattinson in order to find the true face of Renesmee

Cute but definity not as gorgeous and perfect as Stephanie Meyer describes Renesmee as. Below is how she WISHES the child of Stephanie Meyer and Robert Pattinson looked like:

Now that's the face of perfection.

How to write like Stephanie Meyer

I've noticed that most authors have been trying to copy Stephanie Meyer's writing style by making "wish fulfillment" books. Even I tried to copy her writing style, so for all your new writers who wish to get easy success listen up! I've compiled a bunch of steps on how to write like Stephanie Meyer.

STEP ONE: THE FANTASY
Hate to break it to you, but you'll have to have a fantasy of some sort. It can be personal or sexual. Personal fantasy is basically a written down version of how you wish your life was like. Example: Say your parents were really strict, then you can write your story with the heroine's parents caring less, or say you hated taking care of babies, you can imagine your ideal child who ages rapidly so you don't have to take care of the child. All you have to do is do the opposite of how your life is.

1. Imagine yourself only more perfect. Take out your flaws or add better qualities to you. Like say your really short, write your character as being tall, or if your as fat as Susan Boyle and Stephanie Meyer combined than imagine yourself being as thin as a twig. Your character should also have talents or abilities outside of the normal. Example: her blood smells sweeter than most humans, she can talk to the dead, or nobody can read her mind. Your character should lack flaws, personality, and hobbies just so that the reader and you can more easily put themselves in your characters shoes. You are your main character (self-insert Mary sue)
2. Get a name. Your main heroine's name should have something to do with the personality or looks of the character. Example: Bella Swan means Beautiful Swan (an obvious Mary Sue). Or better yet just use your name but change it a little. Example: Melanie Stryder. Me(first two letters of Meyer)+L+anie(last letters of Stephanie)-= Melanie. St(first two letters of Stephanie)+ryder(take out the d and the first r and you get yer. Now add in a Me and you get Meyer. ) and you get something that sounds like a backwards Stephanie Meyer. It's very confusing, but it actually makes some sense.
3. Imagine your ideal man. What would his personality and looks be like? Do you want a boyfriend who showers you with gifts and gives you tons and tons of attention? Be sure that you know every single detail of his physical appearance. Make him perfect, that means no flaws. Ok you can give him one flaw but make it small and romantic (like he's protective, or overreacts).Oh and girls these days love guys who stalk them and are possessive/controlling of them. Because abuse is soo in these days.
4. Imagine your ideal situation. Example: Your the new girl in school and the most hottest/popular/richest guy in school falls in love with you, or some other cheesy romantic/ paranormal plot.

Step two: The Writing

1. 80% of the novel should be rich descriptions of your heroes physical looks/actions and descriptions of stuff that is not needed like describing how she eats her breakfast
2. Use words like changrin, adonis-like, hard, dazzling, flawless, godlike, statue, wry, and other fancy adjectives
3. NEVER describe his personality. Personality takes away from his perfectness. Girls like novels about guys who are all looks and no personality.
4. The villains should be pure evil, or have no good side. The villains should be the only character(s) who dislike your heroine

Step three: Wish fulfillment

1. Every character has a happily ever after (except the villain). You( the heroine) must get everything you desire, but you don't have to work for it. Example: Say you always wanted a daughter, then give your character a perfect daughter, or that you always wanted to stay young and beautiful forever, then have you (the character) be young and beautiful forever. Send a message that you can just do nothing and the world will just hand itself over to you without any sacrifice. No I do not consider Bella giving up her humanity a sacrifice, she wanted to.
2. Love triangles are really cool and you can imagine that two guys are literally fighting over you. Of coarse you should end up marrying the more hotter of the two rather than the guy who respects you more.
3. Everybody should adore you, more than two guys should love you, and everybody should want to be your friend. Ignore them, or treat them like your better than them (which you are). You should ignore the normal kids and just focus on the handsome characters that your character loves (like the Cullens).
4. Basically write stuff down about what you think you deserve, and what you think will satisfy the reader

If you want to write like Stephanie Meyer all you need to do is just write a wish fulfillment novel. Everything and everyone is perfect and ends in the way that satisfies yourself.

Why I want to kick the DC executives ass's. (warnig this is an angry tirade)

Two words: Bat embargo. Bat-Embargo was the term used for the decision to ban the use of Batman related characters from any media source outside of the new Batman Begins movie franchise and The Batman animated series. That means Batman nor batman villains/ anybody in the batman franchise can ever appear on Smallville.
As Christian Bale said "WHAT THE (FRICK) ARE YOU DOING! THINK FOR ONE (FRICKEN) SECOND!". Their excuse was that they thought that kids would get confused with having two versions of batman on tv. NO NO! Then why didn't they just cancel every batman animated show because batman is on the show. This is why I like Marvel. They're easy going and I bet if they made a live-action tv show they would be a whole lot more easy going with the character rights. For god sake DC is amateur. Are you proffesional or not!? GIVE ME A FRICKEN ANSWER! OH wait you guys are too busy greedily holding the rights to batman and making films about Swamp things and other D-lister superheroes than actually care about what people think of your company.
Well good for you, You ruined yet another potential great show or cameo for CW. GOOD FOR YOU. Well I hope you like your stupid Bat Embargo, because it's useless now. There is no reason that the Embargo is still needed, we aren't stupid that we'll instantly think that a live-action batman show will have anything to do with the Nolan series. Just put in the opening credits "This show has nothing to do with the Nolan series", it's that simple! I just wanna go over to your headquarters and kick some sense into you guys. Your ruining everything! You guys are unbelievable, your un-fricken-believable.

Robert Pattinson actually says something smart

Here's what Robert Pattinson has to say:
"...when I read Twilight, it seemed like I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced - I was like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation."

When the guy playing your character in a movie think's you're weird, you've gone far beyond the human limitations of insanity.

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10 reasons why Aquaman is awesome

nope can't think of any