The greatest thing ever

Turns out....

Turns out students actually do where their costumes to school on Friday, so so am I! Knowing my mom she will say, "Nobody else is going to be wearing costumes, and you'll look ridiculious! I bet you'll call home asking for a change of clothes". Though all I hear is, "Bla bla bla bla bla Im trying to ruin your fun bla bla bla bla bla". Yah

If Bee had a blog

As I said in earlier posts, Bee embodies everything that is wrong with American teens. She is a freshman who is sexually active, does drugs(heroine and Weed, and possibly more), and drinks Alcohol. I know she drinks alcohol because when your invited to soo many parties there is a high chance that she's had alcohol at least once. Plus Emily told me she had this conversation with another kid:

Unnamed boy: Hey there's alcohol at my party. You wanna come

Bee: Hell Yah!

Me: Wow Bee. Wow

Ok so I added the last part in, but she did say she was going to a party with alcohol. Might I remind you she's either 14 or 15! W-O-W. So...what would it be like if Bee had a blog? I predict it would be something like this:

Day 1:

OMG I like soo shanked with Tyler today. Opps I have another STD. Awesome the more the merrier. Im soo hot and cool

Day 2:

Stupd cops, they soo raided my party. Drinking age should be lowered

Day 3:
Isn't the capital of Jordan Cairo?

Day 4:

HANG OVERS SUX!

Day 5:

God Tyler is such a jerk. He broke up with me! Whatev, Ill just find somebody else. It's great being popular

Day 6:

Halloween is coming, so I better go onto Yandy.com for my costume

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Ok so I don't really know her personaly, but I've been in the same school, and classes with her since kindergarten. You start to learn things. In other news: Today I saw a kid walking on stilts.....in the halls of my school! During lunch a teacher tried to get him to take them off and some kids started chanting "LET HIM BE! LET HIM BE! LET HIM BE!", so of coarse they let him wear it. Turns out they have this thing in my school where each day is themed, or some crap like that. They even said you can wear your costumes to school on Friday. Here are my reasons why most people WONT:

1. What costume for teenage girls can you wear to school. Barely any

2. Most kids won't have the guts to

3. Did I mention most costumes for girls are inappropriate?

Yeah I don't plan to. Plus my costume kinda flaunts too much of my body:

Yah scream in horror now. Worse part is that it kinda is tight(which is hot as Paris Hilton says). I like it a lot, and this costume will be the closest I will ever get to a "Adult" costume. BUT WAIT! What if some girls from my school see me in this costume! Who cares they will probably be wearing slutty costumes to. What would be great if I got to see what Bee is wearing. Though I already have a couple ideas of what she will be doing this Halloween. Will she:

a. Wear a slutty costume. Start wandering the streets with guys drinking alcohol till they pass out

b. Wear a slutty costume. Go to some insane party, smoke some doobies, binge drink, and then do some terrible things that they won't remember in the morning till the cops come to her house and say some neighbors are pressing vandalism charges against her

c. be a good little girl and wear a appropriate costume and go trick-or-treating with friends. No harm done

If you said A or B, then your probably right. In other news: World War 3 is coming and it's in the form of Emily and Nat(a friend of mine). Let's just say that Emily is like this:

She's kiddish, fun-loving, and can laugh easily. Sometimes she can be immature, but hey what's bad about that. Plus she has a fear of "Demon Doll". While Nat is more like this:

Nat's cool, collected, and always has me guessing what she's thinking about. It takes a little more effort to make her laugh, and what she finds funny is constantly changing. But when we finally find something we both find is funny, then we have a good time. I remember one time we went to Claires, we went to this lady who worked there(and as a prank) we asked her if she liked eggs, and then rushed out. Wow we're weird, but then again everybody is weird in some way.

So we have Yin and Yang, Crazy and Cool, Batgirl and Princess Peach. But wait...they're both going to meet each other on Halloween night!

It's a Small Ville after all!

God I love Smallville, in fact it's one of the only shows I watch on tv recently. Since I got my new tv(46 inch flat screen, YEAH BABY!), Smallville seems to be the only show I watch, kinda because I still don't really understand how to use my new tv. Now there are four reasons I watch this awesome show:

1. Hot actors

2. It's about superheroes

3. There are some cool action sequences

4. The plots are interesting

You might have noticed that my number one reason I watch the show is because of the hot actors. With such actors as Justin Hartley(aka Mr.Sexy), I just cannot resist!

Mr.Sexy plays the superhero known as Green Arrow(aka Smallville's batman). Apparantly Smallville couldn't get the rights to use Batman so they got a superhero who is basicly the same thing as Batman. Here are some reasons:

1. Their parents both died

2. They both own succesful businesses

3. They both don't have superpowers and use technology and fighting skills

4. Green Arrow's trick arrows kinda are like Batman's gadgets

5. They both have the alternate identity as a rich playboy

6. Their back stories are kinda alike(hero gets trained by master in certain art)

7. Are both have dark sides

8. There is even a scene where they imitate a well-known picture of batman:

9. Green Arrow was actually supposed to be Batman in Smallville script, but it was changed last minute.

10. Green Arrow's sidekick Mia something kinda is like Batman's sidekick robin but the Stephanie Brown version.

11. Green Arrow was not a founding member of the Justice league

Sometimes I even forget im watching Green arrow, and just see the character as Batman. They are that much alike. The only real differences are the blonde hair, the green costume, and the whole arrow thingy. Ok so off Mr.Sexy, I love it how they are including more superheroes into the series, but I have a feeling they will only be in one episode. I've also noticed that they defnitly do change the stories of almost every character:

1. Jimmy olson does not die!

2. Lex Luther "dies" before Clark even gets his red and blue tights

3. Green Arrow was never the founder of the Justice League

4. Green Arrow's first sidekick was Roy Harper not Mia Dearden

5. Only 2 of the 5 Smallville Justice league members are actual founding members. Green Arrow wasn't introduced till later, and Cyborg is in the Teen Titans. The only official members are Superman and Impulse(aka Flash cause apparantly Smallville couldn't get the rights to the Flash). To me that's weak

6. Chloe Sulivan doesn't exist in the comics. She was probably added in so the Justice League would have a female member because Black Canary is barely in any episodes

7. Doomsday came before Superman got his red and blue tights

The plot lines are pretty cool. Though most of the episodes include Lois Lane getting into trouble. I also like the superhero cameos like the Wonder twins(Im serious), Black Canary, and Supergirl. Overall It's a really good show and I recomend it to comic book fans and people everywhere

Sexy costumes are just lingerie

OK below is a picture of an actual halloween costume, and all you guys have to do is just guess what it is. This should prove the point that sexy costumes are just lingerie.

If you instantly think this is just a piece of lingerie then your wrong. It really is a Halloween costume, and I don't know why somebody would wear this on Halloween but yep it is. Still havn't guessed yet. It's a rabbit costume. I had no idea

The Evolution of Halloween costumes

Below is a powerpoint which shoes how Halloween costumes are losing their innocence, and ANYTHING can be made into a sexy costume. Even I can be made into a sexy costume(hint hint sexy High school student), and even teachers aren't safe. They even raped my childhood by ruining my favorite Princess of all time.



God, how....sickening. Even costumes for children are getting sexy:

(this costume comes with fake razor blades for cutting yourself),
, and plenty more

A funny video I found online!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSSR-sK4FH4