Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I really should get my hearing looked at

Ok so today I was in Chorus class (I still think that my chorus teacher hates me), and she talked a little about the Fashion show DVD (which I will put online sooner or later), and she said, "Yes so our camera man took a lot of good pictures and videos of you naked-".
I thought, "WOAH! WTF!?". Turns out she said makeup instead of naked. Funny that I'd get those two mixed up. Well this is incredibally akward...umm...enjoy this totally pointless video.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

My message to Glen Beck (aka the Conservative paranoid jerk)




Well I know we have the whole 'freedom of speech thing', . I mean he is 100% CONVINCED that Obama is evil and is turning America into a communist, fascist apocolyptic hellhole. He calls Obama corrupt, and a lier. Give me some examples (some real examples other than what YOU see as lies). He NEVER says anything good about Democrats, and instead just glorifying republicans. I mean today I was watching the Glen Beck show, and every time he would say some 'paranoid/apocalyptic rumor', I would say, "SHUT THE HECK UP YOU CONSERVATIVE JERK!". God he is soo annoying. I still think he's ADD.


I know there are some of you that might like him, but this is just my opinion. I wonder if there is any moment where Glen Beck (or Fox news in general) says anything good about Obama or democrats.
*seriously I can't say bastard on my blog. I did before and you guys were fine with that*

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Screw you math

God I hate math, I suck at it. I mean why do I even need math if I want to be a movie or book critic, or maybe even a casting director? Stupid math. Oh and I got that laser hair removal thing done, and I'm absolutely loving it. For once I can put myself into the category of "Comic book fans who are actually attractive". Now I just gotta get my moles (or are they freckles. I can't really tell the difference) removed, wear makeup/contacts more often, and attempt to follow the trends and I'll be (as the Twitards call it) 'hawt'.
To do list for clothing:
1. I see a lot of girls wearing these boot thingies. I think they're called Ugs or something. Doesn't Ugs sound like UGH. As in UGH THIS IS SOO WEIRD. That type of UGH
2. I see a lot of girls wearing this short plaid dresses. The ones that have the elastic black waist area, with the black upperpart and the colored skirt part. I ALWAYS wanted to get one (well recently).
3. Get my ears pierced. Yes I still have 'Virgin ears', but I plan to lose that title. I hate looking at beautiful earrings and not being able to wear any. Though Sarah I think has been trying to convince me not to. Every time I bring it up she starts talking about how it hurt to get it pierced and how they are basicly sticking a needle through your ear (she knows that I have a small fear of needles). For some reason I believe that Sarah thinks she should be the only one who can have a fashion sense. AS IF!

Oh and I think my next little 'obsession' will be fashion. I think that once I find out whose cast as Captain America, then this superhero craze will end. But who knows.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Ohh the horrible news!

Yesterday I found out that Justin Hartley (who I have like a major crush on) is married and has a daughter. It feels soo akward to like him now, cause I basicly had a crush on a married father. EWWW! Why must the young and hot be taken. Oh and Justin Hartley plays the Green Arrow on Smallville. Ok so I need to find another actor to be my main actor crush.....Jensen Ackles your the one! :)

Friday, February 12, 2010

Hey its snowing....Hey look a penny!

Today it snowed in Georgia (shocked aren't you). Thankfully school was let out an hour earlier (ummm...worth it?), and when the other kids saw it was snowing, the halls were filled with students exclaiming, "IT'S SNOWING!". I was in my next class listening ot my ipod uninterested with the snow. When the bell rang, the other kids in my class were trying to find reasons to leave class to see the snow. I guess they never saw frozen rain before. Didn't it snow a month ago? They are soo easily entertained.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

WOAH!

OK so today I had to watch Romeo and Juliet in Language arts class, and there was this one scene where Romeo was butt naked, and I was like (aloud), "Wow this movie just keeps getting better and better!". Oh and the guy who played Romeo looked a hell of a lot like Zac Efron. But when they showed Juliet's boobs, I (and almost everybody in the class) was like, "WOAH! TMI! I'm not sure we should be seeing this! This isn't G anymore!". What was even creepier was that she was 13, and some parts of the sex scene were pretty graphic. What makes it even more creepier is that I'm playing Juliet, and another girl is....no no no I'm not going to think about that!

Monday, February 8, 2010

They were cheering for me!

YEAH! I feel soo happy. I usually never get applauses better yet actual cheers. Oh that was a real day brightener. Oh and I found out by watching the blurry video my dad took. Hopefully I'll be able to the official DVD online.

The fashion show

Since nothing happened before 3:15, I'll just skip over to when I went over to the salon to get my makeover. My mom was freakin out because the show started at 3:00 and my makeover at 3:15. Newsflash: my scene is later on. Plus there was an silent auction and mom was yelling stuff like, "WE'RE GUNNA BE LATE! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CALLED!" and when she couldn't understand my camera she was like, "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THIS CAMERA! WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE PICTURES!" and when I told her that they will be filming it and that the DVD is free, she ignored me and kept yelling, "I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO PAY FOR THE DVD! THAT COSTS MONEY". Moms must have selective hearing because I specifically remember telling my mom three times that the DVD is free. Shesh.

When I finally got to the chair for the makeover the hair-lady was gushing on how much she loves my curls, even though my mom secretly (well not so secretly) HATES my curls. Shes always (when I told straighten my hair), "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED! YOU GOTTA STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR!". Oh and the hair-lady got very frustrated when she couldn't find anything to do with my hair and my mom gets mad at me when I don't do anything with my hair. There really isn't that much you can do with curly hair. Coarse we straightened it (though Desiree was disappointed about the fact that she won't be able to play with my near-Shirley-temple curls. AWWWWW). Off topic moment: while I was getting my hair done, I finally found out how to raise one eyebrow without the other going up to. :) The hair-lady then added some stick-on gems and glitter. Plus I had some weird 'bump' hair do that made me look like I just came off of a polygamist ranch.

The makeup part was good and I swear the guy doing my makeup was the most flamboyantly-gay person I had ever met. He was like, "OH-MY-GOD we should soo go shopping later" (he was talking to the other makeup lady, not me. (to Nat: I think we found the real-life Gary. That's an inside joke).

After the hair and makeup was over we (my mom, Sarah and I) had to rush over to my school and I had to quickly get my dress on. Then I noticed that I couldn't find the shoes that went with it. I couldn't wear my black flats on the runway and I doubted that any of the other heels around the area were my size. I asked the lady in charge and she said that she had a pair of heels in her car that were my size. Unfortunately they weren't in her car. Great so now I was heel-less! Luckily I managed to 'borrow' the heels of another girl,which thankfully were my size and matched the dress, and necklace. Talk about luck.

A couple minutes later me and my group were behind the stage getting ready to walk to runway with the song Bad Romance by Lady Gaga (you know that freaky chick who wears the weird clothes). The lights turned on, the song played, and soon the models went behind a lighted sheet (which set off some cool shadows) and onto the runway. I was slightly shaking and I was praying to god that I won't do anything stupid (like trip or other crap like that). When it was my turn to go behind the sheet thingy, I did the classic hip-turn thingy (you know the most unoriginal pose EVER!).

I walked next to the other models and waited for my turn to go down the runway. Most of the other girls were doing to boring old hip-turn and one bitch stole my idea for a pose. Sick little bitch stealin my ideas! When it was finally my turn, I struck the pose that I wanted to do soo much (mostly to hopefully get a laugh): The Nixon pose

Aren't I just the most creative model ever? I did get some yells, but I don't know if they were for me or the girl behind me. I'm just gunna think it was for me. After I got off the stage, and just did what-ever the hell I wanted. Which mostly consisted of talking, walking around, and just being-goddamn bored. God I should have brought my ipod, but NOO mom thought it would mess up my hair. Thanks mom for ensuring my boredom during the long moments of time. The finale was next, and that basically was you come out onto the stage alphabetically and go a pose. Unfortunately my pose was almost like a mixture of a shrug and the Nixon pose. Great. Great. Well overall the fashion show went well, though I'll miss being 'pretty'. Because I looked way better in the salon's makeup than the makeup that I bought at Origins.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Fashion show practice 1

I decided to take part in my school's fashion show despite the fact that I already have confidence issues, and probably won't be able to wear the cool clothes due to the fact that I'm too damn skinny. Curse you thinness. I always wonder what happens to the fat that I should have. I think that it either gets teleported into a parallel universe, or onto Rosie Odonnel's face.
Back on topic: Today from 3:30-5:10 (well 5:10 for me because I had a fitting) was the practice. For some reason they were filming the whole thing. Every practice to the show. Umm ok. So right when I went into the theatre (which had the whole catwalk thing already up) I heard some lady who looked like a Taylor-Swift wanna-be (We get it you have boobs, you don't have to show them off to us. We're only teen girls remember?), and another lady who looked like a mixture of Kristen Chenowech and an elderly Twiggy were saying how there was snacks in the Chorus room I was like (outloud) "There is! I'm gettin out of here now". Unfortunately the camera was still rolling. Great.

When the Taylor-Swift wanna-be started to talk she said, "Who here didn't bring their heels", my friend Desiree then yelled out, "ANNE!". The cameras were rolling and I hope that it won't be on the final video. Thanks Desiree. Thanks. The rest of the thing was just practicing walking, unfortunately a couple girls including me were chosen to go first. Non-stop walking back and forth, smiling, holding back straight, shoulders back, pretending to be a Barbie doll. The whole time Desiree, her friends (whom I felt like I couldn't fit in with) and I were making funny comments the whole time.

I texted my friends/cousins about my 'fashion show practice' and they seriously thought that I was in a real life fashion show. If only....if only. Then came the fitting. Unfortunately my small size took out many options for my clothing, and I was given some orange dress. While the store ladies said how cute I looked and how I look like a little supermodel, my mom looked as if I was wearing a whore's costume. She even tried to pull my dress up soo high that you might as well call it an 'urkel dress'. The store ladies asked my mom if they should get a new dress, but mom refused probably because she would be embarrassed to say no . Frankly I think the only type of dress the my mom would want me to wear to the fashion show is a burka. Mom took a picture of me in my dress and I may post it on my blog sooner or later.

Wish me luck at tomorrow's practice. :)

I found the holy question!

I was taking my math quiz and we were given a triangle and we had to put the angles in order from smallest to largest (the angles were lettered). Guess what the answer was. G-O-D. Seriously? I guess that question was holy or something

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

News update

1. My Geography teacher (whom I once said was as funny as a rock) is actually trying to be funny. He still sucks at being funny, but at least he's funnier than Glen Beck (who sucks at being funny)
2. In my stupid Keeping it real club thingy, we have to make a stupid anti-drug video and we plan to film it where we usually see a bunch of kids my age (15+) smoking in public. You'd think that somebody under 18 would try to hid the fact that their smoking (you know smoke in a private, secluded area) no they smoke right in front of the carpool lane. Freaks. Oh and Elle (who is one of my worst enemies) is unfortunately in my group. *groans in anger*. I really do hate her guts
3. This guy who sits next to me in Math class said that since he looked 18 that he bought drugs and even git a police officer to give him a light. Ha-ha. Coarse this is from the guy who is all emo looking, and wears all these spikes on his clothing so I'm not surprised
4. Today I had to get an x-ray because my back and neck have been killing me and the guy who was co-running the X-ray machine looked a lot like Chris Hemsworth. When I went into the bathroom to get changed into that weird x-ray garb I started squeeling, "OMG HE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS HEMSWORTH! HE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS HEMSWORTH! EHHHHH! :) :) :)". Yah I like Chris Hemsworth. :)

Monday, February 1, 2010

Play Sarah off, Keyboard cat + an adorable Emily video

Feast your ears on the horrors of angry Sarah and the cuteness of baby Emily*

Sarah's fits

Why do 12 (or is it 11) year olds seem to scream their heads off when their phone is taken away, or when somebody (me) wants to make gingerbread cookies (there was a make-your-own gingerbread cookie thing in sarah's stocking which was meant for all of us)? A couple days ago Sarah had this major big meltdown and started cursing and screaming. I cought most of it on camera (well the audio, all you can see is the door but it is still enjoyable). I also got video if today's meltdown which had something to do with her gettin her cellphone taken away. Maybe or maybe not will I upload it on my blog. Depends on how I feel and whether or not Mom or Dad or Sarah will try to remove the video. Though it is pretty funny in my eyes. :)

Today

Today was just boring. My chorus teacher was here (for the last couple days she was absent so we got to talk during class) so no more talk time.
Lunch was pretty boring, and so was Geography. Ok so yesterday I spent half of my day working on this huge packet because I thought it was due tommorow (today for you guys). Turns out it was due thurday not monday. Man I wasted my whole weekend. >:(