HHHHEEEELLOOO out there

Is anybody here, reading this post. It makes me sad that nobody comments any more, and it makes me feel like nobody is reading my blog. :`(
Oh well. Below is my top 4 favorite movies so far:

1. Lord of the rings (all 3). WHY? The action was great, the special effects are great, I have the hots for Viggo Mortinson as Aragorn ( Legolas is hot, but he's too boyish looking for me). The story was very interesting, and basicly a perfect film in my eyes
2. The Dark Knight. WHY? Because it's the fricken Dark Knight, that's why! (fine I'll explain). The action was great, the special effects were great, Heath Ledger was absolutely positively amazing as the Joker (hurts doesn't it Jack Nickelson. Knowing that somebody did your character a billion times better than you. Ha-ha), Christian Bale is a good actor (plus totally hot). The plot was great, the direction was great (good job Chris), and I can gush on and on about how I love the way Aaron Eckhart portrayed Two Face (we can finally forget that horribly cheesy Tommy Lee Jones performance). Five stars for the Dark Knight.
3. Star trek. WHY? Chris Pine is totally boyishly hot ( there are three types of hot: boyish, in the middle, and manly hot. Christian Bale and Sam Worthington are manly hot, while Chris Pine is the definition of boyish hot. The special effects were good, I absolutely love the casting, and the plot was very interesting. Even though Chris Pine (as Kirk) got beat up too many times. 13...I counted. Ehh but he still looks hot while having it happen. Still looking hot while being beat up shows good acting skills.
4. I can't believe I'm saying this...but Twilight. Sure the acting was horrible, the characters were one dimensional, the special effects are horrible, the directing is horrible, and basically as a film it sucked, but for some reason I still like it. Possibly because Twilight was one of my favorite books at the time, and I spent the whole time watching the movie imagining myself in Bella's shoes and watching a film version of Edward and I's little 'romance'.

The true face of Renesmee

I conbined a photo of Stephanie Meyer and Robert Pattinson in order to find the true face of Renesmee

Cute but definity not as gorgeous and perfect as Stephanie Meyer describes Renesmee as. Below is how she WISHES the child of Stephanie Meyer and Robert Pattinson looked like:

Now that's the face of perfection.

How to write like Stephanie Meyer

I've noticed that most authors have been trying to copy Stephanie Meyer's writing style by making "wish fulfillment" books. Even I tried to copy her writing style, so for all your new writers who wish to get easy success listen up! I've compiled a bunch of steps on how to write like Stephanie Meyer.

STEP ONE: THE FANTASY
Hate to break it to you, but you'll have to have a fantasy of some sort. It can be personal or sexual. Personal fantasy is basically a written down version of how you wish your life was like. Example: Say your parents were really strict, then you can write your story with the heroine's parents caring less, or say you hated taking care of babies, you can imagine your ideal child who ages rapidly so you don't have to take care of the child. All you have to do is do the opposite of how your life is.

1. Imagine yourself only more perfect. Take out your flaws or add better qualities to you. Like say your really short, write your character as being tall, or if your as fat as Susan Boyle and Stephanie Meyer combined than imagine yourself being as thin as a twig. Your character should also have talents or abilities outside of the normal. Example: her blood smells sweeter than most humans, she can talk to the dead, or nobody can read her mind. Your character should lack flaws, personality, and hobbies just so that the reader and you can more easily put themselves in your characters shoes. You are your main character (self-insert Mary sue)
2. Get a name. Your main heroine's name should have something to do with the personality or looks of the character. Example: Bella Swan means Beautiful Swan (an obvious Mary Sue). Or better yet just use your name but change it a little. Example: Melanie Stryder. Me(first two letters of Meyer)+L+anie(last letters of Stephanie)-= Melanie. St(first two letters of Stephanie)+ryder(take out the d and the first r and you get yer. Now add in a Me and you get Meyer. ) and you get something that sounds like a backwards Stephanie Meyer. It's very confusing, but it actually makes some sense.
3. Imagine your ideal man. What would his personality and looks be like? Do you want a boyfriend who showers you with gifts and gives you tons and tons of attention? Be sure that you know every single detail of his physical appearance. Make him perfect, that means no flaws. Ok you can give him one flaw but make it small and romantic (like he's protective, or overreacts).Oh and girls these days love guys who stalk them and are possessive/controlling of them. Because abuse is soo in these days.
4. Imagine your ideal situation. Example: Your the new girl in school and the most hottest/popular/richest guy in school falls in love with you, or some other cheesy romantic/ paranormal plot.

Step two: The Writing

1. 80% of the novel should be rich descriptions of your heroes physical looks/actions and descriptions of stuff that is not needed like describing how she eats her breakfast
2. Use words like changrin, adonis-like, hard, dazzling, flawless, godlike, statue, wry, and other fancy adjectives
3. NEVER describe his personality. Personality takes away from his perfectness. Girls like novels about guys who are all looks and no personality.
4. The villains should be pure evil, or have no good side. The villains should be the only character(s) who dislike your heroine

Step three: Wish fulfillment

1. Every character has a happily ever after (except the villain). You( the heroine) must get everything you desire, but you don't have to work for it. Example: Say you always wanted a daughter, then give your character a perfect daughter, or that you always wanted to stay young and beautiful forever, then have you (the character) be young and beautiful forever. Send a message that you can just do nothing and the world will just hand itself over to you without any sacrifice. No I do not consider Bella giving up her humanity a sacrifice, she wanted to.
2. Love triangles are really cool and you can imagine that two guys are literally fighting over you. Of coarse you should end up marrying the more hotter of the two rather than the guy who respects you more.
3. Everybody should adore you, more than two guys should love you, and everybody should want to be your friend. Ignore them, or treat them like your better than them (which you are). You should ignore the normal kids and just focus on the handsome characters that your character loves (like the Cullens).
4. Basically write stuff down about what you think you deserve, and what you think will satisfy the reader

If you want to write like Stephanie Meyer all you need to do is just write a wish fulfillment novel. Everything and everyone is perfect and ends in the way that satisfies yourself.

Why I want to kick the DC executives ass's. (warnig this is an angry tirade)

Two words: Bat embargo. Bat-Embargo was the term used for the decision to ban the use of Batman related characters from any media source outside of the new Batman Begins movie franchise and The Batman animated series. That means Batman nor batman villains/ anybody in the batman franchise can ever appear on Smallville.
As Christian Bale said "WHAT THE (FRICK) ARE YOU DOING! THINK FOR ONE (FRICKEN) SECOND!". Their excuse was that they thought that kids would get confused with having two versions of batman on tv. NO NO! Then why didn't they just cancel every batman animated show because batman is on the show. This is why I like Marvel. They're easy going and I bet if they made a live-action tv show they would be a whole lot more easy going with the character rights. For god sake DC is amateur. Are you proffesional or not!? GIVE ME A FRICKEN ANSWER! OH wait you guys are too busy greedily holding the rights to batman and making films about Swamp things and other D-lister superheroes than actually care about what people think of your company.
Well good for you, You ruined yet another potential great show or cameo for CW. GOOD FOR YOU. Well I hope you like your stupid Bat Embargo, because it's useless now. There is no reason that the Embargo is still needed, we aren't stupid that we'll instantly think that a live-action batman show will have anything to do with the Nolan series. Just put in the opening credits "This show has nothing to do with the Nolan series", it's that simple! I just wanna go over to your headquarters and kick some sense into you guys. Your ruining everything! You guys are unbelievable, your un-fricken-believable.

Robert Pattinson actually says something smart

Here's what Robert Pattinson has to say:
"...when I read Twilight, it seemed like I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced - I was like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation."

When the guy playing your character in a movie think's you're weird, you've gone far beyond the human limitations of insanity.

More motivation

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10 reasons why Aquaman is awesome

nope can't think of any

Smallville substitutions

When that day comes when the CW is forced to make a new superhero tv show (most likely when near the end of Smallville), they will be searching through the comics in order to find a new character to use. Here are my suggestions:
1. A NightWing show. Nightwing is basically Dick Grayson after he quit being Robin. He became a darker superhero known as Nightwing. I'd imagine the show would most obviously start by showing why he quit being Robin, and the beginnings of NightWing. I think a main point of the show should be his transition from sidekick to superhero. Maybe a small thing about him having to decide to keep Batman's old ideals as in "not killing" and "not using guns". I think the first season should mainly be about him trying to establish himself as a superhero in his home of Bludhaven (kinda German sounding don't you think), and introducing the villains. Every show needs love interests and here are some of the obvious ones: Barbara Gordon (aka Batgirl), Starfire, Wonder Girl, Raven, or just make up your own. The show should also have plenty of cameos by batman (it could just be the shadow or an outline of him), Tim Drake (aka the new robin), the joker ( it would be very hard to find a replacement for Heath Ledger. RIP), some of the Batman villains, the Teen Titans (which include Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Robin, Superboy, and a couple others), and maybe Superman himself. If done well the Nightwing show could be a huge success. BIG tip: DO NOT USE THE NAME DICK GRAYSON (well don't use his first name by itself). Anything a character says can be translated into an insult because with a first name like Dick, anything can go wrong. You can probably make a nickname or use his normal name Richard. I personally think that Dick Grayson deserves a good reputation and believe me a show set in the batman-universe will drag in tons of fans.
My ideal cast: I would prefer to have Chace Crawford or Ian Somerhalder(though I would prefer him to play young Bruce Wayne on Smallville) play him.


2. A Justice league show. Yes I know that there was an animated Justice League show from 2002-2005, but what would be cooler than having a live-action version of the show? Nothing. They could keep Tom Welling as Superman even though he constantly is complaining about he doesn't want to wear the costume....SUCK IT UP! Now I know that the CW probably doesn't have a lot of money for a huge big-budget action series and it will be a challenge for them to have most of the Justice league characters to appear on the show, so here is my idea for the Justice League. Yes you have to have Wonder Woman on the show (get over it DC comics, you have no reason to keep her away from Smallville. She doesn't have a major movie contract coming up. In fact I think your trying to avoid making that film. Get this they have decided that a Swamp Thing, and Lobo movie is more important to make than a Wonder Woman film. Sexist might I say. There is a low chance that Batman can appear on the show, so I guess you'll use his replacement Green Arrow. Hawkgirl is needed (might I recommend Ashley Green), Aquaman can be played by the guy who played him in the show (I think his name is Alan Ritchson, but who the hell cares about Aquaman). The Flash would be pretty obvious, he should be played by the guy who played him in the show (I don't know what his name is). If the show is lucky then maybe than can have a Green Lantern on the show, most likely the Green Lantern will be Kyle Rayner, or John Stewart (not the Daily Show John Stewart). Then there's the Martian Manhunter, but who cares, right. BIG TIP: Please don't make this another of your stupid soap opera thingies, where half of the show is talking about their pitty internal problems. Sure internal conflicts are interesting, but don't dwell too much on it. We want a good fight in every episode (so no more of your stupid 2-punch fights, and the anti-climatic villain deaths). A Justice League show might cost more, but tons of people will watch it (I'm talking in the millions!)

3. Then there is the eye candy of the Smallville show, Justin Hartley. Sure everybody says that he deserves his own show, which he nearly got when he played Aquaman for the pilot of a would-be-Smallville spin-off. Thankfully that show was canceled after one episode. How sad. A Green Arrow show will be interesting and I would soo watch it. Any reason to see more Justin Hartley, I will take. Plus the show can introduce us to the Green Arrow mythology.

Ok so those are my top 3 ideas for Smallville spin-offs. What do you think?

A movie about an autistic detective

Today I went to see Sherlock Holmes with my friend Roy, and let me just say.....HA-HA-HA! But before I start talking about the classic-now autistic detective, let's talk about Susan Boyle. Apparantly reporters and a lot of people are easily impressed by a troll selling 1 million copies of a CD, even though many people have sold a million copies of a CD. Yah Roy and I made numberous Susan Boyle jokes like (in a scottish accent) "I'h be Susan, if ye lose 100 pounds then you'd be considered fat", and "I want a Susan Boyle sized popcorn, so fill a trash bag with popcorn". Ohh it's soo fun to make fun of here.
Now let's talk about the Sherlock holmes movie. I didn't really like it how they portrayed Sherlock as a retard/action hero. The movie kind of ran on for a whle and kinda got boring. There were some scenes which were cool, but nothing really interesting. Roy actually fell asleep! My overall grade would be a D+.

What I got for Christmas

It is a thing in my house to wake up at around 7 or 8 to go open the presents, and unfortunatly my sister had to wake me up during a really interesting dream I was having. It was about Batman (not suprisingly). It wasn't Bruce Wayne Batman, but that Terry Batman. He had gotten captured by some Kraven-the-hunter rip-off. The Batman guy was trying to escape when Sarah woke me up. THANKS, Now I'll never know what happened to batman. *frowns*.

ANYHOW, so we went downstairs and surprise surprise most of the presents were for Emily (the 3 year old). I quickly dove into my stocking which had these things: a giftcard to Cold Stone, a single pack of tic-taks, gummy bears bag, a cold-stone ice cream flavored jelly beans, four lipglosses( flavors: Berry Blush, Cherry Vanilla, Strawberry, and Cotton Candy), some fake fingernails painted pink, and some cantaloupe scented hand sanitizer.

For the regular presents: a cool new camera, Batman: The Long Halloween graphic novel, The Killing Joke (I think I'm gunna send it back because I personally really wanted Green Lantern: Emerald Dawn), some jewelry, Smallville season 6-7, some shirts and pants, a "gravity pen" (which technically didn't defy gravity at all), some of my tooth thingies for my braces, and some face cleaning stuff.
Then came Sarah's gifts. Ok so Sarah had recently found an Ipod Touch case (you know sparkly rhinestones set in a pink floral design. Sickeningly girly), and mom tried to say that it was for her friend's son, but something about a pink flowery rhinestone case juts doesn't shout "This is for a boy". After Sarah went through all the presents and went on a small tirade when she thought that she wasn't getting the Ipod touch. Which didn't suprise me because mom and dad had constantly told her that she would not be getting it. While my dad was filming I noticed something weird. A black bag with the word COAL on top of the mantel. I was like "OHH Fantastic. FANTASTIC". I instantly knew that it was probably meant for me. While Sarah wasn't looking I quickly checked inside only to see a small wrapped present and I just knew that it was that fricken Ipod Touch. Warning below is my true thoughts:
Son of a..beachball! She does not fricken deserve that fricken Ipod touch. We all know she'll just ask for the more updated version next year, so what is the freaken point!

Now that's over with, let's get back on topic. The new camera was prettty good and the Batman: Long Halloween was really good if you ask me. NOW for a Marvel VS DC moment: I've recently been online (which I have been for a lot lately) and I saw a Spiderman comic called Spiderman: The Short Halloween. Gee doesn't that sound like Batman: The Long Halloween. Plagarism might I say?

The worst photoshopped ad ever!

I was online and I saw this ad and I just had to post it. It is beyon hilarious, and it is clearly edited this lady's teeth.

This is not fake. I think that single mom should seriously see a dentist.

Merry Christmas....eve!

I got my pillow back and mom acts like a freak

Ok so I decided to stay home rather than go to stupid Taco Bell, and my mom said that I wasn't allowed to go upstairs. Sarah and I joked that mom had a man upstairs and was having an affair. Even mom started to joke about it. So when my grandma and grandpa came over, I had a reason to go upstairs. Right when I opened mom's door she started to majorly freak out. Something tells me that she was wrapping presents, or doing something really weird. Freak.

In funny news: Today Emily stayed over, and we decided to drive over to Dunkin Donuts for breakfast (DUH!). During the short drive we started to talk about my neighbors the Smiths. Sarah, Emily, Lauren, and I personally can't stand the Smiths because they are too...perfect. I mean they look perfect, act like angels (when they are around adults), and they're like androids made to be the perfect family. Sarah and I would joke about how the two Smith girls would wear matching bathing suits (even though one is 10, and the other is 14, which is soo wrong), and halloween costumes. I mean it's cute to wear matching clothes when your around the same age, but when your like 4 years apart then it just looks...kiddy. I heard that they still shop at Gymiberee, that's lame. We also joked about how they will not last a day in High school. I mean they can't play their cutsey-koo Barbie-doll act and still expect to be accepted. Their parents even held all their kids back a year just so they would be smarter. I'm guessing the parents knew that they would be stupid in their own grade. *Burn*.
Back on topic, Sarah said that when the older Smith girl came around giving boxes of cookies, and after Sarah took it the girl just stood there smiling and refusing to leave. I said, "I guess her programing must have stopped working". Mom started to crack up and she even called dad to tell him my joke. For those people out there who don't understand the joke here is what it means: Systems stopped working is kinda like saying that they are robots. Which they probably are. Oh and I finally got my long body pillow back which I left in Alabama.

Marvel VS DC

If you read Marvel and Dc comics you realize that there are some common elements. The comics have superheroes in it (duh!) and they both have their "Supermans". Duh Superman is superman of DC comics, and I feel that Spiderman is the Superman of Marvel comics. By Supermans I mean by main superhero who basicly defines the comic book company. Marvel is known for...oh you get it. Now recently I found a video online showing how Marvel "rips off" of DC, and I'm gunna post it on my blog. I did change the music that is playing, shortened it, and added my thoughts in some places.

Funny thing is that the first one for batman's last name is Pennyworth (LOL) . For the second Batman one (black panther) black panther is a god-damn king (which is kinda like Batman's rich status), and the whole all black/pointed ears thing is kinda familiar. Black Panther's costume kinda looks like this:

. Actually this came out in 1999, so that makes Dc actually ripping off of Marvel. That's a first. Ok so my main point on why Marvel does not rip off of DC is that there are only a limited amount of creative superpowers/costumes, and just because a character looks like another character doesn't mean they are exactly the same. They might look the same, but they might act differently

No no no no no no no no and double no

Yep that's Miley. Now I know that's a fanmade picture which was probably made after the rumor that Miley had auditioned for Batgirl. Miley can never be batgirl because 1. she can't act. 2. she's like what 16? 3. We (the audience) hate teenage sidekicks. Let's just say in make-believe world that Miley does get the role of Batgirl, this is how I think she would have gotten it.
She first would do a horrible audition, and not get the part. She would then complain to her daddy and force him to attempt to bribe Christopher Nolan. When Nolan refuses, then Miley will make some sob story like "I tried my best and that meanie didn't give me the role. I really weally wanted to play Batgirl" and tell that to everybody. Soon Nolan will be forced to have Miley play Batgirl, and I roll my eyes with disgust.

Miley=showing that you only need looks and a semi-famous dad to be famous. Actual talent is not needed.

I know who really killed Captain America

This thing:

O'Reilly gets what he deserves

Warning this video contains heavy swearing (not made by me) and is awesome. Nobody 13 and younger should watch it, and please do not remove this. It is funny:

I want to get a shirt that says "OOH GOOD FOR YOU!" and has a picture of Christian Bale on it.

I don't believe it

I just don't believe it...Hawkgirl might be on Smallville. Here is the proof I found:

That isn't Hawkman's mask, It's Hawkgirl's! Wow how ironic that one of my older posts I was complaining about how they couldn't get Hawkgirl on the show and she just might be. Though most likely she'll just be talked about and never actually make a physical appearence. Though it is still cool to actually have Smallville spend money to make a superhero reference rather than the stupid old "I'm as blind as a bat" (which is an actual line in smallville, which is obviously talking about Batman) reference technique. You know not the flat-out reference, but the hint-hint reference. Let's just pray that Hawkgirl does make an appearence.

Humans: think they own everything

Well it's true. After secretly watching parts of Avatar, I realized "Wow we are evil". Well I watched the Iron man 2 trailer for the bazillionth time, and wow does it look good. Robert Dawney JR is soo funny and awesome.

If I wrote the Dark Knight

( I did not make this, I found it on youtube. I do not own Family guy or the Dark Knight)

Let's play a little game

Below is a clip from Smallville, and guess which comic book character it is.


Now is this girl:
a. Young Diana Prince (aka Wonder Woman)
b. the Angel of Vengeance
c. Lois Lane
d. Black Canary

If you answered A, then your soo wrong! I know when I first saw this clip I was like "That is soo Wonder Woman" but a more darker more crazy version. They both have the weird bracelet thingys, have dark hair, used some form of lasso-like thingy, and are seen wearing red ( and I thought I saw some gold on that red shirt too). You might as well have her dressed as this:
I mean seriously, the way the character looks is almost identical to Wonder Woman (yet a dark darker version). Oh and once again they did the stupid trench coat thing. God I hate trench coats. Not suprisingly Smallville got rid of our hopes of this character being a young Wonder Woman (or at least a female-version of Batman) by having her commit suicide. Good show Smallville. Then after that episode they brought in a Teen Titans member known as Cyborg (seriously CYBORG! You couldn't get the rights to a superhero who is actually in the Justice league, so you went with a Teen Titans member. Weak). This is my message to the basterds who work at DC Comics who don't allow well-known characters to be on Smallville: "I hate you all!" I hate every last one of you! Who the hell cares about Cyborg, the Wonder Twins, and Hawkman!? Give Smallville Batman, WonderWoman, or at least Hawkgirl.

Well my new blog comes in handy once again

Ok so there was originally a post on my blog where I talked about babysitting my cousins (hint: I HATE babysitting, expecially young kids), and I personally thought that my post was well-written and I wasn't going to let it go. But unfortunatly my parents have been trying to turn it once again into a family blog and I was forced to delete it. Below is a list of things that I literally can't talk about
1. I can't talk about my relatives
2. I can't use even minor swear words
3. Anything my parents find mature/ teenage like
4. and possibly loads of other stuff.

So I thought "I'm not letting this post go", so I simply reposted it on my new blog (which I am still not going to tell). So ha ha, unless my relatives can magically find the new blog, recognize my writing style, and find a way to connect the new blog to my freshmen blog, then I don't think I'll ever have a problem with my relatives/ family friends finding out about my post. So once again my mom/dad can't say "relatives read your blog".....unfortunatly. My Freshmen blog is soo not what I wanted it to be when I first made this blog. Once again it has turned into a family blog where my parents control the content, and my relatives/ my parents friends turn into my only readers. So for now my new blog is the closest I'll ever get to a blog where my parents don't control it and I actually have readers that I don't know.

Wow something is very odd about that Avatar movie

Hmm I heard that this movie sounds a lot like Dances with Wolves, but with giant cat-like smurfs. Let's let Cartman explain:

If I was in Star wars (this will probably be my ONLY pg-13 post)

Well since most of my posts are turning into G rated crap compared to my pg-13 work of my earlier posts, I might as well make one more post in the pg-13 rating. NOTE: Relatives and friends of my mom who are likely to tell my mom about this post, do not watch. So that narrows my readers down to the 2 or 3 readers who are actual teenagers. Boy do I miss the days where my blogs were mature and had my voice in it (rather than the cheesy disney-like crap my parents force onto this). So enjoy probably the last Pg-13 video ever on my blog (or at least until my parents finally leave me blog alone).


The two words Peter says is also a thing I've always wanted to say to my parents when it comes to them trying to censore my blog.

Motivate us again!

(I did not make these)

stuff that should be real but aren't

A very well-made fan poster, the only thing that is wrong with it is that gay-looking thing growing out of it's neck. Oh wait that's his face! Ryan you just dissed. Nah I'm just joking, Ryan Reynolds is pretty hot in a real.....unmanly way. :)

I would cry tears of joy if Catwoman would be in the next Batman movie. I am sick and tired of every villain in action movies being guys, it is time to actually have a female villain (well in Catwoman's case anti-hero). I mean there are soo many things you can do with Dc's favorite cat-burgler. You can have them one second being allies ( though flirtation with eachother is a must seeing that the whole batman/catwoman romance is very common in the comics and the movies) and the next second be kicking eachothers asses. Please just ignore Halle Berre's crappy performance and forget that god-damn Catwoman movie. Catwoman would be awesome in the next Batman movie. Skrew the Riddler, skrew recasting the joker (NEVER EVER even consider recasting the joker), and skrew the Penguin.




Boy do I wish this video was real and batman was really on Smallville. And I found a way how. Seeing that Smallville is about young superheroes, and since Bruce Wayne doesn't become batman until he's in his 20's or 30's, there is only one batman(yes there are numberous batmans) who became batman in his teenage years. Terry Mcginnis(I know Terry is a girls name, but don't blame me blame the writers of Warner Bros). His story takes place years after Bruce Wayne was forced to retire and Bruce trains 16-year old Terry to become the next Batman. A good thing about Terry Batman is that it has nothing to do with Bruce Wayne's batman and happens years after the Dark Knight. So Smallville writers won't have to worry about messing up with the Batman history. He's a simple way to have Batman on the show. The only way he could be featured on the show is if they do another one of their time-travel episodes. I swear if Batman (any of the batmans) were on Smallville, I wouldn't cry tears of joy, I would go soo crazy, and be soo overjoyed that I can't really describe it on my blog. It would be like a piece of heaven on earth.





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SMALLVILLE TALK!





As you can tell I'm still mad about the fact that Batman can't be on the show so I'm forced to recognize his substitutes who have been on the show:





1. Adam Knight: This character was widely speculated to be a young Bruce Wayne ( using one of his alias' of coure) because of the many similarities the two characters have. They are both orphans, have dark passes, has skills in martial arts and computer hacking. Plus the actor looks like somebody who would play a young Bruce Wayne:
WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH SMALLVILLE WRITERS WHEN THEY MADE THIS CHARACTER! I mean you dangle a Bruce-Wayne look a like in front of us making us salivate with the idea of Batman FINALLY being on the show and then you just kill him off. I seriously felt ripped-off. If you saw some of the few episodes he was in you can easily tell that he was originally written to be Batman and maybe they only casted that Ian (the actor who plays the Bruce-Wayne-look alike) because he looked like somebody who would be batman. Here is one reason why people thought this guy would turn out to be batman: his name. Think about it Adam is the same first name as the actor Adam West, who portrayed Batman in the 1960s television show, and his last name Knight is kinda like the word Dark KNIGHT. His name gave us more reason to believe this was indead young Bruce Wayne. It's as if Smallville tricked us in a way. Those.....(remembers that parents are censoring my blog).....sons of a .....beachball (hehe. see how retarded censorship is).

2. Green Arrow: Green arrow is the closest I'll ever get to a Batman like character (rather than the Bruce-Wayne like character of Adam Knight). He acts like Batman, says stuff like Batman, does stuff like Batman. In fact if you darken his hair, and get rid of the whole Green-arrow bit then he'll be soo much like Batman. The writers even killed off poor Ollie's parents (which does not happen in the comics) just so they can make him more like batman. Though the reason why his parents are dead possibly is that in the original version of the script (which included batman) there possibly a scene where Bruce was talking about his dead parents but when they couldn't get the rights to Batman the writers decided not to edit it out. The lazy bums. The only real difference between the two is that Batman is ALWAYs right, while Green arrow not soo much.

To Sarah

Seeing that you've made it your new mission to find my new blog, so I'll play along. Here is a single clue to my new blog (no it's not the link): Frost.

Figure it out and try to think like me.

A hilarious thing

My mom went all overboard (once again) with the whole censoreship thing and even tried to get me to take out the word hell. Hell no. Here is my reaction:


(I accidently meant to say My reaction to my mom wanting to censore out the word hell. Oppsey!)

24

Wow a couple minutes ago I soo had a 24 moment. You know that show about Jack Bauer. Ok so it began when I was unable to sign onto my blog, and I instantly suspected that my mom had changed the password to my blog as a way to get me to give mom the password to my new blog. So I did some investigating and I then realized that somebody had changed the password to my blog at around 4:10 about 9 minutes ago. This was getting really weird. I asked my mom if she had changed it and she said that she only changed it a week ago (which ended when I changed it again). Did somebod hack into my blog? After doing my different trials of trying to reset my password (which failed twice) I finally managed to change the password. Though I once again had to give it to my mom.

Now for insult of the day: Today Sarah came home and said "Today I got a guy in trouble". I asked why, and she said "Some guy called me a w#$%#, a B#$%%, a S#$%, and(something else which I can't say at all), and I was like "Well he's right". Total diss

He-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Hey guess what!? I got a whole new blog , and I ain't tell you what it is (sorry mom you won't be censoring my new blog). I'm sorry that I can't tell you my blog because my mom or dad will most likely find a way to go on and censore it. But just think : Maybe a blog you accidently stumble upon, or have started reading just might be mine. I can be anyone. I'm really sorry about not telling you the link but I've had to go into maximum overdrive in protection of this new blog. I won't let my parents go on it and try to censore my voice out of the blog.

In other news: today is the first day of finals and as you can possibly tell I'm not that worried. Though my mom is, and boy does she like to complain about it. The geography final exam was fairly easy and there were 190 questions. WOW!
I'm spending my lunch here typing away and hopefully enjoying the time I do have with my Freshmen blog before my mom says "If you don't give me the link and password to your new blog then I'll shut down your Freshmen blog" (or some variation of that phrase). Here is the reasons why I will not give them the link:
1. NOBODY knows who I am my new blog, so that means unless my relatives randomly stumble upon it, then the whole "relatives read the blog" censoreship reason is not appliable. In fact I think the only reason you told my relatives about my blog is just so you have a reason to go and censore it!
2. I made the blog to escape your censoreship, so why the hell would I just hand the password over just so you can go censore it?
3. I want a blog where most of viewers (err readers I guess) aren't my relatives (or friends of my parents), and my new blog can hopefully be my chance.
4. I'm not blogging from your house, so you can't say "In my house you cannot swear", because I won't be in your house when I talk about what I want and use what language I want.

So mom, if you seriously think that you just HAVE to go and censore my new blog let my just remind you something: I'm not writing my new blog from my house, so technically your censorship rules don't work in my school. Now I know that there is a chance that my mom or dad will delete this post, but hey who cares. They say that they are only censoring my language (which is not that bad) but I secretly think that they care censoring out certain subjects like when I talk about my school's drug/alchohol/ underage sex issues. If they aren't then they possibly will start after reading this post.

Adios!

Insults of the day 2

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

I wonder....

I wonder what would happen if I made another blog but didn't tell my parents the link to that blog? I'd imagine that they would go pretty crazy because they would hate it if I ever were able to say what I wanted. Mom would say something like "If you don't give me the link and password to your new blog then I'll delete your Freshmen blog". Yes give you the link to a blog that I made in order to escape from your censorship just so you can go censore it. Ehh...highly unlikely. Not saying that I do have a secret blog....or do I? That's up to you to decide. Though having a blog where I can say whatever I want would be nice, but my parents say I can't say what I want till I'm 18. I feel like I'm in North Korea, and my parents are the communist dictators who are trying to censore the media(my blog).

Barack Obama

Ok so I was watching the Christmas at the White house special being hosted by the true ruler of the world: Oprah, and Obama said "I personally don't think I'm better than anybody else", I said, "Yah you keep telling youself that"

Clash of the Titans

If you haven't heard yet, there is going to be a remake of the film Clash of the Titans and all I have to say is.."What's to loose?. The original film was HORRIBLE (with a capital H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E). UGH, I just can't stand it. During 8th grade, I was forced to watch it and I was groaning the whole time. The acting was ehh...ok, the special effects were horrible, and I hated that stupid robotic bird. I can go on and on about how I hate that bird. It isn't in the original greek legend(there was a time where I used to read a lot of Greek Mythology, it was one of my little phases I had), and that bird was nothing more than a lame attempt at comic relief and a way to get kids interested in the movie.

Now I've seen the Clash of the Titans remake trailer (both) and it does look promising, though most remakes these days usually end up failing. Let's just pray to god that the remake will be better than the original (which shouldn't be hard). Oh and it's going to be directed by the guy who made The Incredible Hulk, that's a good thing right? RIGHT?!

Pawn Shop Santa photo

Ok, so the thing the sign said was wrong, but it' still funny. Below is the photo of the second Santa we saw:

UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

There are two things that I personally hate more than anything: when my sister intentionally tries to torture me with her nonstop playing of music by Disney channel in my presence, and when my parents either a) censor my blog just so they can change it from a teen blog to an adult(for parents, get your minds out of the gutter) blog, and b) when my Dad narrates any movie I watch.

Frequently, my sister would intentionally turn on Disney channel or start playing her crappy Hannah Montana CD (which I H-A-T-E) and then starts singing/dancing right in my face as if she's was trying to be cool or just be annoying. Sometimes, she would start jumping (in some weird dance thingy) too close to me, and then start complaining that I was invading her personal space. Freak.

Then, today I decided to watch X-Men 3 and the whole time my Dad kept narrating the movie(basically telling me stuff that I've just seen) like "She's just turned into Phoenix". Four times I had to tell my dad "STOP NARRATING!". I am perfectly capable to keep up with the film.

Now, unfortunately, my parents have been censoring my blog so I won't be able to talk too much about the new unfortunate censorship of my blog. OH and I wonder how many viewers of my blog are teenagers, because most of the people whom my parents recommend my blog to are adults, which totally defeats the purpose of my blog. This is a teen blog not a boring parent blog.

In positive news, yesterday we (my family, DUH) went to take my two year old sister Emily(yes who does have the same exact name as my friend Emily) to see Santa. Emily was looking forward to it and the nearest Santa place was outside in pretty freezing weather. While Emily played on a large train-play set which she called the Dinosaur Train after her favorite show, she kept saying "I want a drum, a camera and a puzzle". We practiced it over and over again and we were hoping that this year she wouldn't chicken out and not say anything to the big guy. Being in the cold for a long time and being forced to sit inside a very cramped train thingy, got me seriously bored, so I went over to Eddie's Trick shop and tried some costumes on. Here are the two I tried on (don't judge me):
remember I'm 14, so what might seem short for this girl might be longer for some.




And

Random moment in my life: A couple months ago, I went to Rue 21 and saw this ultra cute shirt, but unfortunately, I didn't buy it because it was kinda low cut. Great news! A couple weeks ago, I went to another Rue 21, but this time in Alabama rather than Maine, and I found that same shirt. I even managed to convince my mom to let me buy it. When I first wore it a couple days ago, Sarah's reaction was something like I was wearing nothing (freaked out and was all "Woah, that's revealing"). All I said back was "Say what you want, but you KNOW I look good".

Back on Topic

After only getting to try on two costumes before being forced out, it was back to the stupid Dinosaur Train and near 30 degree weather. FINALLY it came that moment where it was time to sit on the fat man's lap and see if Emily would not get shy as she always has done. Right when we entered, Emily shut her eyes tight and the whole time she was mumbling and didn't really make complete sentences. All that practicing for nothing. When the fat man asked what I wanted I replied "Some Smallville posters and season 3-8 of Smallville. I really like Smallville", but when Sarah said that she wanted an Ipod Touch even Santa and the elf were suprised. It's fun to watch Santa be surprised. Finally, we managed to get Emily to mumble out "Camera", "Drum" and "puzzle", and then we went straight back to the car accepting a possible defeat. But our Santa thing wasn't over yet.

While we were driving to see Santa, we saw this african american guy dressed as Santa with a sign that read "We buy gold" in front of a pawn shop, and we started joking about taking a picture with him. On the ride back, we made a stop there and we did take a picture with that Santa. It will possibly be our Christmas card. The caption: The recession has really effected everybody, even Santa. Hilarious

More Motivation

Need some motivation?

I hate Fox news

All you need is looks and the ability to make preteens squeel

Aww thank god I hate soda in the first place

unless it's trying to be a soap opera, then it is an epic fail

Water balloon fights are the next extreme sport

See he makes both kids weight and restaurants explode

Warn the public!

I refuse to comment

Listen Emily(my sister) Sesame Street is evil and soo gangsta

I made this one

and a billion times a better actor than Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens combined

Avengers

(I did not make this video) Poor Spiderman he was killed and soiled himself. *sheds a single tear*. I swear this will be the last time I'll talk about superheroes for a while. Trust me.

Ps: I wonder how many teenagers read my blog. I bet most of my readers are adults and or related to me in some way. Seeing that my parents have a way of sending my blog to all my relatives, which unfortunately, gives them a reason to want to censore my blog.

Insults of the day

No these insults aren't geared towards a specific person(s), It's just for the fun.

1. You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - your face.
2. You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately, she too hates it!
3. I heard when you were a child, your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
4. Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privalige!
5. Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.
6. You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
7.I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse!
8. A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY BUTT!
9. I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you
10. Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues
Ohh the joy of censored insults >:}

What I want from Smallvilel season 10 or beyond

In the recent years, Smallville's ratings have dropped drastically, and so far only 2.45 million people viewed the latest episode of Smallville (which is low compared to the 9.0 million people who view Family guy). I believe that in order to make Smallville bigger and better they should add in (or change) some things. Season 10 is one of the most important seasons because it could be the end of Smallville. Below is a list of things that I want from Smallville season 10 and beyond

1 BATMAN! Or at least a clear reference to him. I'm tired of your stupid allusions like ohh mentioning Gotham, or copying a classic photo of Batman, but instead of Batman having it be the Green Arrow. Just mention him. I know that you guys can't have Batman or Wonder Woman(seriously Wonder woman? She doesn't even have a movie coming up so why can't she be on the show?) on the show for now. Below is an easy way to let us know that Batman exists:
Olliver (aka Smallville's batman) says he is trying to extend the Justice League and he can mention trying to hire some guy in Gotham who dresses as a bat. See, now that wasn't that hard. Batman or Bruce Wayne is technically not on the show, but I bet your allowed to mention him. I hope the basterds at DC weren't too mean by not letting you even mention the awesome Batman. Go for it. Having Batman appear on one episode will have tons of people flooding to see the episode and thus your popularity increases.
2. If you want to bring in a superhero/villains cameo, bring in the superheroes/ villains that are fairly popular and something we can look forward to. We personally don't care about the Wonder twins, Metallo(who technically was a pretty good concept but was only used in one episode. Total waste of a possible good villain), Hawkman (seriously, you guys couldn't even get the rights to Hawkgirl, who is in the original Justice league), and the tons of unimportant characters who are only in two episodes at the most. If you want to do character cameos (or minor roles) only bring on the characters that actually have importance to Superman's mythology. You will never bring in viewers by saying that 'StarMan' is going to be on the show. Sure crazy comic book fans will be jumping with joy, but most people off the street will have no idea who Starman is. If you want to get new viewers, you have to give them a character they recognize and will be happy to watch. For those who don't know who StarMan is, that is just illustrating my point that most people have no idea who he is and why most likely he will appear on the show some day. Now I know that money is an issue and it is possibly too hard to get the rights to most of the cool characters, but I think you can possibly get at least one cool superhero/villain on the show at least once. You guys probably have tons of money now after getting rid of Lana Lang and Lex Luther (unfortunately). Just for fun: How come most of Superman's friends have first and last names with the same letter. Lana-Lang(LL), Lex Luthor(LL), Lois Lane(LL). A lot of L names.

3. An action sequence longer than 5 minutes. I hate it how most of this show is based around the stupid soap opera-like issue, while we have only less than a two minute fight scene where only two punches are thrown. I want an action sequence that I can watch over and over again and still be happy with. The episode called Justice is what the show should be like. Action sequences/suspense and we got to see some cool superheroes fight it out with the bad guys. That is what the show is about (action sequences and the whole Superhero thing) not how Lois and Clark's relationship is. Stop trying to be a soap opera.

4. Kill off Chloe. Gosh, I just hate her. She was only put on the show just so they can have a smart female on the show. Oh, and I heard she's supposed to be like Oracle (aka ex-batgirl). She isn't even in the comics, so it would be ok to kill her off. She is unnecessary.

5. Bring on the red and blue tights! Even for one minute just let us see Clark in his traditional costume. I'm tired of the writers trying to make him dark and brooding like Batman by wearing the stupid black trench coat and lurking in the shadows. Black and lurking in the shadows is for batman only. Plus, I hate it whenever a costume designer gets so lazy that they just get a trench coat and call it a costume. Get rid of the trench coat, we all hate it.

6. Answer my question: If most of the scenes with Clark and Lois, Clark doesn't wear glasses. Then why when he is (or will be) Superman does, she not recognise him when he wears his costume without glasses. Wouldn't she instantly recognize him. PLOT HOLE

That's what I personally want. Batman, longer action sequences, less soap opera crap, hopefully a higher budget, oh and maybe a single villain for longer than three episodes rather than the quick concept of villain-of-the-day. Smallville is a great show and a way to make the show better is to maybe consider the stuff I just mentioned.

PS: I'm trying to find a way to email this to the producers of Smallville, but no luck so far. :(

Happy 100!

Yeah! It's my 100th post! Woopdee doo. Ok...so now what..hmm....I know let's talk about Christian Bale.
Since I watched the Dark Knight I've been a huge fan of Christian Bale. Here is why:

OMG he is sooo hot! I should make that picture my screen saver so I can always have the first thing I see when I start my computer be shirtless Christian bale. :). In fact personally I actually like Christian Bale better than batman(even though my dad thinks otherwise). Christian is just soo hot and is a great batman. Oh if only there is a Dark Knight sequel. I need something else to drool over